[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/198924974/0/0]Jacob's Stories Overview[/url] Oh...my...gosh. Please don't talk to me right now.... I witnessed my friend being attacked. No. Don't worry. He's fine. What happened? Okay. It's a long story. "Jacob, you're kinda freaked out. Also, I think since I was the one that was attacked, anyway." You can help me tell this story, Ryan. "Just lookn' out for you, Laney." Anyway, this is Ryan Bell. "Yeah. I'm pretty sure they know that." Anyway, Ryan and I go way back. "Don't go off on a tangent." I won't. So we were doing doubles. We always do this thing where we copy each other's loadouts down to the last perk. One of us will change loadout once every round. "It's normally fun when you're not attacked." True. "I had him wear glowhoo and Radiant Dance Machines one round." I made you use Khovstov and a green shotgun one round. At the end of the round before this, the map was Window's Court. I saw a pack a wolves. You guys remember the story of Lukas and how I stole his amythest, right? "Rouge Hunter attacking one of his fellow Hunters. The rouge guy wound up dead." Yeah, the leader of the pack of wolves was Lukas. "I personally think he takes the last line of the description of the Crest of Alpha Lupi too seriously." Next map we had was Memento. Also in the European Dead Zone. I think... "Window's Court is in the Eastern Flood Zone." Thanks for your correction, Ryan. "This round, I had him wearing Aspirit 1.1, Darkhallow Chiton, Bog Wild 1.0, Bones of Eao, and... Ah, f**k. I forgot what cloak." Ryan's one of my more, "salty," friends. He's not as bad as Caleb but he- "It was the Cloud Walker Tribute. Wait... Wha'd you say about me?" Nothing. Also the loadout you had matched the one I had when Lukas attacked me. "Yeah, Lukas wound up attacking me, and he yelled, 'Give me my amethyst back.' 'What amethyst?' I asked." Lukas said something and the wolves attacked Ryan. "Yeah, I have seven scars on my **s." That's the story.