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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/11/2016 9:49:14 PM
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[b]Indian guy picks up the phone[/b] Hello I am jerry from Stratford, how may I help you
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... Are you indian?
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"Waddaya want?"
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SOMETHING IS WRONG WITH MY HANGARS GARAGE DOOR!
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"I can fix that."
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Please do. I'm stuck.
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*He walks over to the hangar door and looks closely at it. He gently knocks it and it slides open.*
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... How did you.. Whaaaaaaat...?
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*He picks up a penny.* "I think this was the problem."
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*groans* Freaking pennies.. They are useless anyway.
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*He turns it over and instead of having Abraham Lincoln's head on it it has a Lenny. He screams and throws it on the ground.* "KILL IT WITH FIRE!!!!!!!!!! THEY'RE A DISEASE!!!!" *He summons his flamethrower and melts the penny.*
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... *she backs away* *closes hangar door*
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DICK STUK IN ROUTER, PLZ EJECT
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PLEASE HELP I SHOVED THE ROUTER UP MY ASS AND IT WONT COME OUT
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[i]OH SHIT INITIATE SELF DESTRUCT ASS MAY BE BLOWN UP[/i]
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TELL ME FAMILY I LOVE THEM
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[i]OK [/i]
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[i]NOT BIG SURPRISE[/i]
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HERRO. MICROSOFT TECH SHUPPORT. WHAT ISH YUR PROPLEM?
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MY XBUX GAME ISNT DOWNLOADING
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Have you tried shoving it into your oven?
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Turn it to 400 degrees on bake, leave it in for 15 minutes. Should be fine.
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