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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/11/2016 3:25:24 AM
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What experiment?
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"She was trying to turn a lizard into a turtle."
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Wtf. How did she plan to do that?
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"I don't even know."
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Oh well. Follow me. [b]i go to my ship and make a human clone of her with her skin[/b]
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"I don't think that will work. The brain isn't big enough to fit. We need to turn her back."
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[spoiler]just go with it[/spoiler] [spoiler]this isn't all i'm doing[/spoiler] Trust me... it'll work. [spoiler]i have plans B and C too because this is sort of a joke[/spoiler]
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"I don't think it will. Got anything else?"
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[spoiler]i hate you[/spoiler] [spoiler]it was gonna be a joke[/spoiler] Yeah, I do. An ancient ritual, time travel, the usual.
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"Sounds good."
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[spoiler]i was gonna get a clone and her, then ram them into each other at extremely high speeds hoping it would make them switch bodies[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It would just kill them.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it was gonna be a joke[/spoiler] [spoiler]no actual damage[/spoiler] So, ritual, time travel, or SCIENCE!?
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"Ritual."
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Ok... does she have any enemies?
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"No."
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Any human willing to be sacrificed?
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"I can make a shadow-being."
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HUMAN
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"Yes, we do."
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Where? They will need to do switch bodies. Then I change the body to be like her old one.
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"You don't get it. She wants this current body to be transformed back into her old one."
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I see. Then nevermind that. Time travel or science is our only 2 options now. You pick.
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"Science."
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[spoiler]I've been waiting for this[/spoiler] PERFECT!!! [b]you hear the Asap Science song playing in the background[/b] Now, what we need to do is give her some chemicals...
