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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/11/2016 2:53:36 AM
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iiiiiiit. Wait, what? Oh, your dragon. Brb.
[b]it appears on your shoulder out of nowhere[/b]
[spoiler]supah[/spoiler]
[spoiler]speeeeeed[/spoiler]
English
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"Can you help me turn her back?"
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I could try. Just let me activate... [b]super intelligence activated[/b] Done. Now, do you have anything from the old her? Hair, blood, skin, limbs, organs, anything?
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"Skin."
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That's weird. But i'll need it. Where at?
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[b]He takes a canister out of his pocket, and hands it to you.[/b]
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How did she turn?
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"An experiment with a lizard."
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What experiment?
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"She was trying to turn a lizard into a turtle."
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Wtf. How did she plan to do that?
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"I don't even know."
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Oh well. Follow me. [b]i go to my ship and make a human clone of her with her skin[/b]
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"I don't think that will work. The brain isn't big enough to fit. We need to turn her back."
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[spoiler]just go with it[/spoiler] [spoiler]this isn't all i'm doing[/spoiler] Trust me... it'll work. [spoiler]i have plans B and C too because this is sort of a joke[/spoiler]
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"I don't think it will. Got anything else?"
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[spoiler]i hate you[/spoiler] [spoiler]it was gonna be a joke[/spoiler] Yeah, I do. An ancient ritual, time travel, the usual.
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"Sounds good."
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[spoiler]i was gonna get a clone and her, then ram them into each other at extremely high speeds hoping it would make them switch bodies[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It would just kill them.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it was gonna be a joke[/spoiler] [spoiler]no actual damage[/spoiler] So, ritual, time travel, or SCIENCE!?
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"Ritual."
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Ok... does she have any enemies?
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"No."
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Any human willing to be sacrificed?
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"I can make a shadow-being."
