That I could make some money by bullying some people online
So I grew a goatee and put on a stupid beanie
And started making up some dank lies
So, I'm making death threats and calling people n***er
Counting that cash while my channel's growing bigger
Never you mind I was already banned
From my racist, homophobic, hate speech rants
Found a loophole, now it's my goal
To poison the online punch bowl
You never know who I might dox
So y'all can suck on my c*cks
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your hat on, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your sociopathy
And all we care about is news
Personal attacks and harassment is totally news
"Like, I litterally wanna kill this dude. It's not a threat it's a promise, I want to f*cking kill this dude"
"Oh, f*ckin righteous f*cking n***er, Alex, is doing this shit"
'Hmm, can't wait to report your death, haha! Like seriously? What's wrong with you, asshole'
"Everybody type in the chat Alex is a stupid n***er"
"I only do this show for money, that's it, alright
I don't do it to entertain people, that's just a f*cking scam"
"I really hope you die of cancer, I hate every single one of you"
"F*ck the fans"
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Do a trickshot, MLG
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Eat your popcorn, goatee
And all I report is the news
If you'd call this news
Somebody once asked "Can you spare me from harassment
Your content is a f*cking disgrace"
I said "Yep, and to save my rep
I'm gonna bully you until you're dead
I'll punch you harder than my girlfriend's face"
Well, the hate keeps coming for the show I'm running
Even if I get banned I'll just keep on coming
Doesn't make sense to give up this shit
I make mad money from being a dick
My revenue stream, it is my dream
To take online gossip to the extreme
I'm a sociopath don't you know
I'll do anything for a little dough
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
Get your Keem on, Keemstar
Hey now, you're a Keemstar
You're an asshole, Keemstar
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[i]HEY NOW, YOU'RE A KEEMSTAR [/i]
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Is that an All Star parody?
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HEY NOW YOURE A KEEMSTAR
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Here's another parody. Kind of quiet though https://youtu.be/hmCIkZ2jRWs
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If people hate him so much, why do they watch his videos?
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Who is keemstar and why do people hate him?
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...the grass is much greener, On the other siiiiiide...
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That the world is pepperoni?
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Didn't start reading this in the rhythm of All-Star until the chorus...
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[b] [/b]
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Expected somebody told me that you had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend that I had in February of last year >am disappoint
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[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] The world is gonna roll me, I ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. She was looking kinda dumb with her finger and her thumb, In the shape of an L on her forehead. Well, the years start coming and they don't stop coming Fed to the rules and I hit the ground running Didn't make sense not to live for fun Your brain gets smart but your head gets dumb So much to do, so much to see So what's wrong with taking the back streets? You'll never know if you don't go You'll never shine if you don't glow Hey, now, you're an All Star, get your game on, go play Hey, now, you're a Rock Star, get the show on, get paid And all that glitters is gold Only shooting stars break the mold
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He fried keemstar so yeah
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I am amazed those morons in the video didn't blow themselves away with that shotgun.
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Hey that's pretty good.
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Bump 4 later?
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*comedic popcorn intensifies*
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I jack off to this every night
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You had a boyfriend Who looked like a girlfriend That I had in February of last year
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Your hunt for the Halo 2 BR has warped your mind.
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> Always uproot Smash Mouth.
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The world is gonna romi
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*eats popcorn* *makes stupid facial expressions*
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10/10