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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/10/2016 9:21:45 PM
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[spoiler]You see, you must explain things.[/spoiler]
"Dammit!"
[b]He swings at you with his fist.[/b]
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[b]lololol[/b] [b]Pants last for 2 turns so the hit doesn't hurt me[/b] [b]i kick him in the balls with super strength[/b]
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[b]Your foot is stopped with the dark force.[/b]
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[b]BREAKS THROUGH IT LIKE THE BEAST I AM[/b] [spoiler]i assume I can't break through it so jk[/spoiler] [b]backhands him with super strength[/b]
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[b]He is sent flying backwards, and crashed into the outer wall. He coughs up blood.[/b]
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[b]does a victory dance[/b] Alright, you can have yo baby dragon back now. Good fight though. [b]i go to give him a handshake[/b]
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[b]He cannot, for both of his arms are now broken.[/b]
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My bad. Uh, i'll get ya better. If you say i'm in the top 5 best Dojo members.
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[b]A wave of darkness falls over Purity. In a second, his bones begin to mend, flesh setting back in place.[/b]
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Ah shiiii
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[b]He stands back up, fully healed.[/b] "Nice fight. It'll probably leave a few marks. Now, can you help me or not?"
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iiiiiiit. Wait, what? Oh, your dragon. Brb. [b]it appears on your shoulder out of nowhere[/b] [spoiler]supah[/spoiler] [spoiler]speeeeeed[/spoiler]
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"Can you help me turn her back?"
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I could try. Just let me activate... [b]super intelligence activated[/b] Done. Now, do you have anything from the old her? Hair, blood, skin, limbs, organs, anything?
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"Skin."
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That's weird. But i'll need it. Where at?
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[b]He takes a canister out of his pocket, and hands it to you.[/b]
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How did she turn?
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"An experiment with a lizard."
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What experiment?
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"She was trying to turn a lizard into a turtle."
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Wtf. How did she plan to do that?
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"I don't even know."
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Oh well. Follow me. [b]i go to my ship and make a human clone of her with her skin[/b]
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"I don't think that will work. The brain isn't big enough to fit. We need to turn her back."
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[spoiler]just go with it[/spoiler] [spoiler]this isn't all i'm doing[/spoiler] Trust me... it'll work. [spoiler]i have plans B and C too because this is sort of a joke[/spoiler]
