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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/10/2016 5:37:03 PM
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[b]Purity walks through the courtyard of the Dojo, the tiny dragon saying something to him in dragon-tongue.[/b]
"Yes. I am still trying to get you back to normal."
[b]It says something else.[/b]
"No, I'm not going to use science. Then you'll be even more messed up than now. Unless someone's really good at plastic surgery."
[b]It again says something.[/b]
"Yes, I am going to try to use magic."
[spoiler]Open.[/spoiler]
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My bad. Uh, i'll get ya better. If you say i'm in the top 5 best Dojo members.
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[b]A wave of darkness falls over Purity. In a second, his bones begin to mend, flesh setting back in place.[/b]
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Ah shiiii
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[b]He stands back up, fully healed.[/b] "Nice fight. It'll probably leave a few marks. Now, can you help me or not?"
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iiiiiiit. Wait, what? Oh, your dragon. Brb. [b]it appears on your shoulder out of nowhere[/b] [spoiler]supah[/spoiler] [spoiler]speeeeeed[/spoiler]
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"Can you help me turn her back?"
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I could try. Just let me activate... [b]super intelligence activated[/b] Done. Now, do you have anything from the old her? Hair, blood, skin, limbs, organs, anything?
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"Skin."
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That's weird. But i'll need it. Where at?
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[b]He takes a canister out of his pocket, and hands it to you.[/b]
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How did she turn?
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"An experiment with a lizard."
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What experiment?
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"She was trying to turn a lizard into a turtle."
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Wtf. How did she plan to do that?
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"I don't even know."
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Oh well. Follow me. [b]i go to my ship and make a human clone of her with her skin[/b]
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"I don't think that will work. The brain isn't big enough to fit. We need to turn her back."
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[spoiler]just go with it[/spoiler] [spoiler]this isn't all i'm doing[/spoiler] Trust me... it'll work. [spoiler]i have plans B and C too because this is sort of a joke[/spoiler]
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"I don't think it will. Got anything else?"
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[spoiler]i hate you[/spoiler] [spoiler]it was gonna be a joke[/spoiler] Yeah, I do. An ancient ritual, time travel, the usual.
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"Sounds good."
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[spoiler]i was gonna get a clone and her, then ram them into each other at extremely high speeds hoping it would make them switch bodies[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]It would just kill them.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]it was gonna be a joke[/spoiler] [spoiler]no actual damage[/spoiler] So, ritual, time travel, or SCIENCE!?
