Russians and Americans and British with guns.
[spoiler]Modern Warfare 3[/spoiler]
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Your story and surroundings is like a fairy tale.
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Grappling hooks and parachutes.
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Sued for a misleading trailer. [spoiler]Aliens: Colonial Marines[/spoiler] A harder one: Where's Louis Armstrong!? [spoiler]Fallout 3[/spoiler]
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If you don't buy anything, you're screwed.
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You run around with a sword and -blam!- women (and men ;)
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things die when they are killed
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You massacre a nation to create your own personal harem.
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Red things are special [spoiler]Mirror's Edge[/spoiler]
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The game gets faster when you're winning. The last shot is the hardest.
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Edited by DMMetalaane: 5/29/2013 11:30:25 PMYou must stop a crazy elf from taking control of a giant divine space golem that stomps on everything. [spoiler]Morrowind.[/spoiler]
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Pizza! Pizza! (You cockslap a tomato hooker repeatedly)
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At one point, the shittiest military ever completely fails to stop a regular average ordinary commonplace everyday redshirt mook from taking over the ship they're on.
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water, hills, houses, sharp pointy things, people and animals
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You time travel a whole bunch and the ending is bullshit. [spoiler]Final Fantasy XIII-2[/spoiler]
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Rolling shit in a ball, while your dad lays around.
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You're chillin in the ocean with your pod and some nerd aliens show up and steal them so you gotta go and beat them up
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You and your crack squad of animals take back the solar system!
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Nanomachines
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Eat hair, bitches!
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His uncle isn't a plumber. [spoiler]Assassins Creed II[/spoiler]
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A robot ninja fighting robot people to save the children. [spoiler]Metal Gear Rising: Revengeance[/spoiler]
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Desert Storm! *raises fist*
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You're a thing made out of burlap and you're less than a foot tall and you are looking for this person and you fight a lot of bad guys along the way and this is a run-on sentence....
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You're a guy who's looking for the guys who are behind the killing your wife and baby and you have terrible dreams and don't exactly have a health bar but kind of.
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It's like...balloons and shit. But there's guns and robots too.
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Edited by Crash: 5/28/2013 1:47:12 PMYou walk through some abandoned subways and then fire off a missle.