Russians and Americans and British with guns.
[spoiler]Modern Warfare 3[/spoiler]
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Edited by E Sword of LORD: 6/4/2013 8:57:18 PMYou do things! Then you have this guy that... yeah! And things are all like moving and stuff. And you jump allot!
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You play as a guy with a rad mustache and gets high in mushrooms
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You kill dudes with your sword, then notice "Hmm, this place is familiar" [spoiler]Dragon age 2[/spoiler]
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A blockhead that runs around slaughtering animals and changing stuff. [spoiler]minecraft[/spoiler]
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You force animals to fight each other for your amusement. [spoiler]Pokemon[/spoiler]
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"Stay down" after a win, hint:He is a playable character from what game?
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Aliens guns rings and zombies
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Most games of today: "A bunch of men with guns"
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It isn't Metal Gear Solid 4 [spoiler]Mario and Sonic at the Winter Olympic Games[/spoiler]
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Every enemy base has the same design. [spoiler]Mass Effect 1[/spoiler]
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It's like halo, but worse.
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Europeans are evil. America comes to save the day.
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Pong...but different.
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This is a nice island... Hello? Anybody?
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Shoot guns at other people cuz they have red names. You also aren't gonna go anywhere far because ur not allowed. [spoiler]Call of Duty[/spoiler]
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Guy in spacesuit shooting aliens [spoiler]Halo[/spoiler]
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Guy jumps around on buildings[spoiler] Assassins creed[/spoiler]
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Edited by Ad Hoc: 6/24/2013 8:28:51 AMAliens What are you doing? Aliens STAHP! [spoiler] Every space game ever[/spoiler]
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Edited by Ad Hoc: 6/27/2013 6:01:51 PMYou start off in a logging town, and everything seems fine until they realize you're not a lumberjack at all! Then they attack you with their chainsaws. You run into a house and try to block them out with furniture, but it's all made of wood, and if there's anything lumberjacks are good at it's cutting wood. You get away, but quickly realize that lumberjacks are everywhere- there's obviously some sort of lumberjack convention going on across the whole area. Over time, you fight through waves and waves of lumberjacks all to find your wife, but it's not enough. You may have found her, but there's bigger things at work. The lumberjacks must be stopped before they cut down every tree in the area. Then you see it, the large, fleshy bipedal logging machine. It is surely the central hub of all their work. You jump on it, stab out its eye, and it falls over and dies. It's over, and the forest still stands...for now. Overall I give this game a 4.8 on the Tomatometer. It would have been a lot better if it weren't for the inconsistencies. For one, I didn't see even one bottle of syrup. Lumberjacks love syrup, so it didn't make any sense. Secondly, some of the textures were extremely bad. There were times when the lumberjacks looked more like bugs than people. [spoiler]Resident Evil 4[/spoiler]
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You save the world and then turn on it when you find a laser gun and kill people. 343 plans on making a sequel on how survivors unite but still get killed by you and turn into zombies but than goes bankrupt. So it ends with you as an insane terrorist with a laser gun.
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Someone pooped in the water... You and your dad clean it [spoiler]Fallout 3[/spoiler]
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Dom. Wut u doin in that truck? Dom. STAHP! [spoiler]Gears 3[/spoiler]
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Black guy in a suit kills squid things. [spoiler][/spoiler] Crysis 3
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A game you always lose.
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I'M BATMAN.
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Find papers, meet the most emotionless man in the park [spoiler]Slender[/spoiler]