By this I mean around the year 2010, around when memes first started taking over the internet. And yes you can only choose one of these, so [i]choose wisely…[/i]
Also, the "Other" option is for if you would do something… [i]crazier[/i] than the things up there.
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Become Mythic.
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Create sep7agon.net
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Predict that a bunch of scrubs would start signing their names after each post, call them out on it and start a big flame-war just because jimmies needed to be rustled. [spoiler]Oh, and hang out with Recon more.[/spoiler]
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Be john titor.
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Go back to when we had titles and there was an actual Bungie community.
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Relive the very first Porch Day
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I would say the exact date that longface leaves on and then bump it on that day.
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Introduce lenny. Become a badmin. Kill the yolk leader. -blam!-ing. Antic. Disposition. Kill Wort senior. Form a cult of only the best members in offtooic. Overthrow all other topics. Allow titties [spoiler]Jk no bant[/spoiler] Enslave anyone who uses a quote in every message they make. Form a subforum called long face youth division. All trespassers will be bant on site.
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I would warn people of the dangers of right wing ideas.
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I would post Destiny's everything all over the place so that Bungie wouldn't be able to market the idea.
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become longface
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Go to the first porch day.
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I wouldn't
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Edited by Beefjerky007: 5/11/2016 3:40:04 PMI'd tell everyone to stay the hell away from Destiny. Me: Destiny is gonna suck, don't play it. Everyone: But... the E3 trailer looked awesome! Me: Don't believe it! It's all a lie! Everyone: But we all trust Bungie! Me: YOU SHOULDN'T! THEY'RE GONNA STAB YOU IN THE BACK! Everyone: Yeah right, why should we trust you? *News of Destiny cut content surfaces* Me: I -blam!-ing told you.
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PM a detailed message to my former self about how to take over the world.
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...Things would've been [i]grate (Prime). [/i][spoiler]\[b]Warn[/b] Bungie about Activision. Have them ask Microsoft if they could become TWO companies; one working on the 'new IP' (Destiny) and the other making Halo, but better. Benefits: Marty stays, Halo keeps playable Elites and has only MOAR features. Halo: Chief Collection is much, much better. Halo returns to PC. Halo 5 on PC. Destiny on PC. Destiny being a free-to-play MMOFPS, but exclusive to PC and future-gen consoles (X1, PS4), allowing for further developments. A smaller edition would be released (size of current Destiny is reasonable exemplar of 'smaller edition') to allow people to indirectly beta and get prepared. Destiny Beta'ing and Halo'ing before said Destiny'ing would grant you access to [Hierloom armour] and playable enemies early. |Hide the future in the present so the future is preserved, for the better future to frown upon when it finds it.[/spoiler]
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Edited by ThaddeusHamlet: 5/10/2016 8:08:51 PM[i] *puts on an antic disposition* [/i] Same thing I do now but without the gimmick.
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Tell people what destiny becomes(to prevent money being wasted, or at least warn bungie that making a deal with Activision and scraping content is a bad idea
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Is this the Krusty Krab?
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Go back in time to warn the flood that it will implode on itself in 2017.
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Be disappointed that I only went back in time for this place
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I'd warn Recon.
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I feel like this is something that's already happened.
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I would put events into place that would make me known. Then, when I gain everyone's trust, I'd start every post with a terrible gimmick. By doing this, there would be people who would begin this too. This would spiral into a giant disaster, until Off-Topic was left in ashes. Then, like a phoenix, Off-Topic would return, cleansed of terrible gimmicks and stupid posts. At least, [i]some[/i] stupid posts.
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Spread awareness about the cancer that will be diagnosed. Stop it before it happens.
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Ruin destiny because ill know what will be overpowered at all times.