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5/9/2016 10:43:28 PM
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What Warlock Subclass Would Win a Rap Battle
Make a Rap for your favorite Warlock Subclass. Then vote for it.
Mine:
[b]Bzzzzzzzzzz.
Crackle. Crackle.
Bzzzzzzzzz.
Bam! Impossible Macines, b***h,
You can't step up to my level.
You [i]whiffed[/i].
I come around the corner,
I betcha you'll run.
Maybe you sniped me.
Doesn't matter I'm having my fun.
Bzzzzzz.
Crackle. Crackle.
Bzzzzzz.
There's a Stormcaller run!
Oh, wait.
It's me.
I believe I just thunderstruck you.
THUNDERSTRUCK!
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.
THUNDERSTRUCK!
Storm grenade,
Pfft, Who needs the MIDA!
I got the Tlaloc, baby!
That guy just self-rezed.
BOOM! CRACKLE!
Landfall.
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4 RepliesSunsinger because his beats are fire. [spoiler] I'll show myself out[/spoiler]
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Because making rap jokes about voidwalkers and penetration is just too good and beats out the singers sun burn.
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Wtf is this.
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Does #destiny not know how to make a proper penis poll? That's just sad.
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10 RepliesEdited by Sovereign313: 5/10/2016 3:32:07 PMVoidwalker Anthem -blam!- the storm caller, and the self rez, I eat those mutha-blam!-a's, like a stack of pez, I'm VoidWalker, bitch, I control the flow, and siphon your life, hoe ya better know. My scatter grenades, will end your life, and my lance novabomb will penetrate your wife, I'll embrace the void, and I'll rip your soul, and watch your ass implode, into a black hole. I'll triple down, and then blink away, and I'll drop my sack, where your bodies lay, you poppin' self rez? yo be my guest, I'll drop a vortex bomb, and lay you back to rest. you try and call the storm, and I'll put you down, with a snipe to the face, as I load another round, or I'll hit you with, a couple grenades, and a shotgun to the dome, as your light fades.
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Sunsinger would spit those flames and his mixtape is fire
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You'd lose. [spoiler]#NoBars[/spoiler][spoiler]#GoHome[/spoiler][spoiler]#Who'sManIsThis[/spoiler]
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Sunsigner can sing hence the name so they can make an entire rap song with a chorus
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I just cringed.
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my time is now Half past an hour Me and stormcaller UNLIMITED POWER!!!!!!
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Edited by Splashback77: 5/10/2016 10:09:00 PMEveryone here is kicking my **s. Sunsinger's Remix: [b]🎶I CAN SEE CLEARLY NOW, THE RAIN IS GONE.🎶 I know how to sing. It's in my name, It's my game. Yüt, Halak, and Anûk can do s**t about it. Cry to your daddy, b***hsingers. Oh wait... You're adopted. Oryx adopted you. Storms ain't doing s**t, You're standing on Scorched Earth. I rise again. Oh, she used Landfall. Brillant. B***h. [i]Sniped[/i] Oh, you wanna see Jesus. [i]Self-Rez[/i] He just rose again. [i]Sniped again.[/i] Well, there goes that pun. Nightstalker walks by. Wombo Comboes me. Fired tether at my friends. [i]What do I?[/i] Self rez. And I lose my super. Then I get sniped. No Voidwalker can kill me. Standing in the bubble of my homie. Oh, dead. Rose again. Avenged friends. CALLING ALL DOLPHIN-DEER! DO THE STAG CALL MY HOMEBOYS. MRRRRR. ANH. Me and my Sunsinger clan. 🎶We're a sky. We're a sky full of stars.🎶[/b]
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You need -blam!-ing help [spoiler]people under the age of 13 aren't allowed in bungie forums...[/spoiler]
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Edited by Ben Dover: 5/10/2016 10:53:37 PMSunsinger because there burns are to hard [spoiler]NERF PLZ[/spoiler]
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White people
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Edited by ShadowDrop: 5/10/2016 10:15:44 PMHere we go, the voidmasters of the magic of space, You better know your place when I drop bombs on yo face. Better make haste because I'm about to make a case, consisting of you and your worthless race. It's good you sacrificed yourself for your team but it's clearly a waste! I can taste the texture of your blood, t-bagging your corpse until you disintegrate making me t-bag the mud, Of your melted juicy mess, mixed with void, but nevertheless, I keep dropping you, you'd swear I'd take roids. Now let's talk about grenades, throw an axion bolt toward your face, making you run as if it has fûckin AIDS. Smother you with scatter grenades, making you splatter all over the place like my cum when your sister and I got laid! And let's not even talk about vortex grenades, I can make you dissappear so fast, nonexistant, I don't even need to be paid. Voidwalkers are the most balanced and master subclass, Don't run up on me unless you want me to handle your dumb ass!
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2 RepliesYou'd think voidwalkers would drop a bomb on the other two..
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Sunsinger. It's in the name. They spit mad fire.
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okay okay i am the purple reapa' watch ya' back or ya' might get hit by my axion seeka' if you rollin' in a group, i am ya' team's sweepa' i just copped a quick breaker on the battlefield i am the most feared undertaker if you ain't a voidlock then you a faker. when you think of void, you think of death i got a cross-map nova bomb, now i feel like steph...[b]CURRY[/b] you see all this purple, you poop ya' pants and gotta' scurry. it's alright to run away aslong as i have the coid i'm here to slay. meh
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Sun singer. He'd roast everyone
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1 Reply*cringes*
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Big Sun. I doubt anyone would be able to compete with the Dream Shatterer himself.
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LLLLLL
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My nova bomb will bury you in a tomb, Check out my great skills tree, Axion bolts will sting your arse like a bee, Sunsingers and stromcallers we all gonna see, That you'll come here and cry THAT WE ARE O.P. ! *Drops a mic.*
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4 RepliesYo I'm coming out the void. Throwing up the hands like Floyd. If I'm annoyed you should avoid otherwise you will be destroyed. Quit the game cause I'll leave you unemployed. I'll put on the Nothing Mancles no steroids. Nova Bomb hits hard like an asteroid. Watch your back you are going to be left feeling paranoid. -Crazy Jay Lives
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The Speaker would kill all classes in a rap battle. Crota Woman would too
