[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/196775601/0/0]Triple Threat Titans Chapter Index[/url]
**This chapter is from Blake's view**
[b]"Flynn, I don't think anyone's ever met your ghost,"[/b] Kyra said.
"Oh, you mean Venus?" Flynn asked.
"Venus! That hot honeycake!" Flame exclaimed.
"That's why I don't say that. Most of the other ghosts become lovestruck over her."
"[i]Her[/i]?" Chase asked.
"Saint-14's ghost was a girl," Mark-54 reasoned.
"So is Ionic," Venus added, "But she's a b***h."
"A whiny b***h," Puma concluded.
Flame was drooling, if ghosts could drool. Then I waited for him to speak, "Oh, I'm sorry I was lost in Venus's noise-cancelling eye."
"Shut up," Venus told him.
Flynn began to twitch, sniffing the air, "Void subclasses. I sense three of them. No, four."
"Oh yeah, I forgot to mention this, eversince I dropped out of his 'class,' Flynn's been obsessed with the Void. He really wants to become a Nightstalker," Mark said.
"Why isn't he one yet?" I asked.
"Tevis won't train him, and Cayde's been stuck in the Vanguard, unable to leave the Tower. Flynn can sense anything Void in a ten kilometer radius. Flynn, close your eyes."
The Awoken Hunter closed his eyes. Mark pulled out a legendary sniper rifle, studying its perks. Flynn sniffed the air, "Y-09 Longbow Synthesis. The sights on it are Hawkeye, Ambush, and Shortgaze. God-roll. Mark, I didn't know you had one of those."
"He got 'em all right," Mark said.
[spoiler]Feel free to yell at Mark now if you're jealous. Flynn's jealous. He doesn't have one that's God-roll. To be honest, I've only had 3 legendary snipers in Destiny. I sure as hell know none of them were the [armory]1000-Yard Stare[/armory], [armory]LDR 5001[/armory], or the [armory]Y-09 Longbow Synthesis[/armory].
-Splashback77[/spoiler]
Flynn continued, "Two Voidwalkers, a Defender Titan-" Flynn perked up as he said this, "And a NIGHTSTALKER! YES! F**K THIS S**T I'M OUT!"
"No No no no no no NO!" Cody said.
Flynn ran to the edge of the map, preparing to jump. Kyra ran and grabbed on his leg, yelling, "Don't jump! I'm supercharged and not afraid to f**k your **s with this Nova Bomb."
She tripped him. All of us Titans followed him by Fist of Havocing down. Mark just jumped.
Kyra held on to Flynn's leg for dear life. She yelled, "I WANT STARFIRE PROTOCOL!! I AM A FUSION GRENADE TROLL BY HEART!!"
Chase yelled, "I NEVER WANTED TO BE A STRIKER!! I WANT TO BE A DEFENDER TITAN!!"
Our ghosts fell, too.
"I'M SECRETLY DATING DELPHI!!" Venus admitted.
"FLAME AND I HAVE A BROMANCE!!" Puma added.
Flame said, "I'VE BEEN CHEATING ON YOU FOR CHEESE!! KAPPA!!"
Cody admitted, "I STILL WANT TO KISS SARAH FULLY ON THE LIPS!!'
Mark yelled, "DUDE GET OVER HER!!"
I sang, 🎶"I'M FREEEEE!! FREE FALLING!!"🎶
Kyra admitted, "I WANT TO DATE YOU BLAKE!!"
Chase yelled, "MARK! THE BLADEDANCING KNIFE YOU HAVE IS A DECOY!! JJ HAS THE REAL ONE!!"
Mark bellowed, "JJ, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!!"
"I TRIED TO USE PICKUP LINES ON IONIC!!" Cheese admitted.
"I TRIED TO DO THE SAME TO MIA!!" Flynn admitted.
Kyra screamed, "BLAKE, HOLD MEEEEE!!"
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Cody screamed.
"Who are you worried about?" Ace asked.
"HOW ARE YOU FALLING? YOU USUALLY FLOAT!!" Cody argued.
"GIVEN ENOUGH FORCE, EVEN GRAVITY DEFYING MATERIALS MUST FOLLOW THE LOGIC OF GRAVITY AT ONE POINT AND TIME!!" Kyra said.
My mind was immediately: [i]Kyra= Nerd 2 confirmed.[/i]
"WHAT DO YOU MEAN!!" I asked.
"WHAT GOES UP, AND STAYS UP, MUST COME DOWN!!" Kyra explained.
🎶"WE'RE FREEEEE!! FREEE FALLING!!"🎶 Puma sang.
"WE'RE GONNA DIE!!" Flame whinned.
"50 KILOMETERS!!" Kyra screamed.
The ground was closer. We were 35 feet above the ground. I saw Sarah and JJ in the distance, standing on the ground.
Meanwhile, the rest of us were 20 feet above ground, plummeting towards our deaths.
[b]TO BE CONTINUED[/b]
[quote]Just checking in... Favorite ghost?
1. Flame (Blake's ghost)
2. Delphi (JJ's ghost)
3. Puma (Chase's ghost)
4. Lunar (Sarah's ghost)
5. Havoc (Mark-54's ghost)
6. Angelo (Miranda's ghost)
7. Ace (Cody's ghost)
8. Lush (Mia's ghost)
9. Cheese (Kyra's ghost)
10. Venus (Flynn's ghost)
Reply below.[/quote]