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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/8/2016 8:53:21 PM
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OH MAN YOU DOJO DWELLERS! I NOW PRESENT TO YOU, THE GRAND CHAMPION OF THE DOJO!!!!!
[b]Zane rises from the ground on a platform. Lights shine down on him as more fireworks shoot off. The Crowd cheers so loud it may break sound itself. Eventually it quiets down[/b]
And of course...a champion of Zanes quality needs an appropriate Award!
THE GRAND CHAMPION AWARD!
[b]The crowd once again goes wild[/b]
What is this award though? Oh...I'll show you!
BRING OUT THE AWARD PEOPLE!
[b]A door opens on the side of a Collosium. Two large figures with masks on carry out a limp man. Bloodied, cut, bruised. The only thing that's keeping him alive is the helmet on his face.[/b]
I present to you....COLE. ANDERSON!!!!
[b]The crowd boos at Anderson.[/b]
Now you all may remember how Cole brutally murdered Your beloved pants salesman. Zane has surely let me know! NOW! YOU GET TO WITNESS YOUR GRAND CHAMPION END THIS TERRIBLE SCUMS LIFE!
[b]The crowd cheers. Cole is put on his knees by your feet. A guard hands you your blade. [/b]
Go Zane Go!
[spoiler]Every. Decision.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I don't know about you, but if I were killing him, I'd slowly cut the flesh around his ribs, knife going between each rib[/spoiler]
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*Grips the blade, anger showing* "Cole......"
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[b]Cole coughs up blood through his filter[/b] "Oh good job you can say names." [b]The Deity speaks[/b] Alright Zane. I know you hate him and all. But you don't need to take your time. Just..kill him and it's all good. Whoooo! [b]The crowd cheers[/b] "Well? Zane? Are you gunna do it? Don't keep me waiting."
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*Throws down the blade and grabs him, lifting him up* "I should kill you. You don't know how bad I want to....."
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"Then why not do it huh? You still sticking to that moral code? Or did all those*cough!* women at the inn don't count?" OH MAN! HE'S GOING IN FOR THE CHOKE HOLD! STRANGLE EM KID!
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"SHUT UP!" *Punches him in the gut. Hard*
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OH MAN! PUBLIC BEATING! [b]He falls to the ground. And begins bleeding profusely from his chest[/b] "Why live by a code you can't follow huh Zane? Seems a little hypocritical if you ask me."
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"Your not worth my time." *Casts light heal to stop the bleeding, then punches him across the face, knocking him out*
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Wait what? [b]The Deity jumps down[/b] Wait. Kid. What are you doing? He's a bad guy! He's not a friend or anything! You told me you won't kill your friends I respect that but this is a bad dude! Come on man the people wanna see justice! [b]The crowd seems silent. Even confused.[/b]
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*Starts shaking* "I....I should kill him....."
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Ya you should! He could kill more of your friends if you left him alive! Come on Kid. DO IT! After all. It's not like it would be the first time you took a life! [b]The crowd seems awkwardly silent now. Some people begin to leave.[/b]
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*Darkness starts to seep from me* "Yes, kill....."
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[b]The Deity steps back[/b] What the...hell? Ya..."kill." Just...do it...... [b]More of the crowd starts to leave[/b]
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*The ground starts to shake, and life energy from the crowd drains into me* "[b]Why Fight......[/b]" "No...."
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[b]The Deities body shines. Keeping the effects away from him[/b] KID! WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?! [b]The crowds begin running out of the Collosium[/b]
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*Looks at him* [b]Who?[/b] "Deity.....help me....."
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/8/2016 9:36:41 PM[b]The Deity looks at whatever is happening to Zane[/b] Okay...okay... *he starts to mumble* Bio thread...check bio...refresh to May 2015.... Okay! Here we go! [b]The Deity Punches you in the face. Sending you into the ground. The Deity raises his blade to gather light. But... It seems that the sky glows of [i]Twilight[/i] and he seems pissed.[/b] Well okay then. That doesn't work... KID! SNAP OUT OF IT! I can get you an actual award if you want! A new shield? Sword? A life time subscription to pornhub? Any of this getting into that way too good to be true head of yours?!
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[spoiler]Lol at pornhub[/spoiler] *Grips my head* "No.....I thought I locked you away...." [b]You thought wrong, I was just waiting[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/8/2016 9:45:24 PMOkay...plan...work...answer... AGHHH. Okay..if you are pure darkness... That just means you are the absence of light. All I need to do... [b]The Deity blade absorbs the light coming from the lights[/b] Is make you a little brighter... [b]The Deity swings his blade. Sending a beam of pure light at you, it bashes through your aura and sends you into the ground.[/b]
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*Darkness explodes from me* [b]A shame. You may have gotten rid of me for now.[/b] *A scar appears over my left eye* [b]il be back, and that scar will remind you of that[/b] *Darkness evaporates into the air* "Thank you friend....." *Passes out*
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[b]Twilight begins to descend.[/b] What is going on... [b]Creatures begin fall to the ground like sand in an hourglass.[/b] What the shit?! [b]The Deity swings his blade at one of the creatures, the blade cuts through it. But doesn't kill the beast[/b] Well that should have killed you... [b]The beast pounces on the deity, where he then impales it. It explodes and goes to the sky[/b] Okay... [b]The Deity runs over to you. He picks you up and starts running out of the Collosium. Leaving Cole behind.[/b] [spoiler]The...End?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Dadadaaaaaaaa[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]was this rehearsed Should I do anything[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]No actually....Zane just counter plotted me...[/spoiler] [spoiler]Its ok. We r fine[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]give me the signal and I will do it[/spoiler]
