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Edited by Døøb:
5/9/2016 10:35:46 PM
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Get a girlfriend/boyfriend here
Post and specify your desired gender (Or I'll pick it for you), and then I'll give you a girlfriend.
Specifying the exact kind of person you want (Not gender) will most likely not affect anything. If you post "I want a girl with bug tits", you get what you wanted or you could get a flat grandma. If you post "I want a nuclear cock", you could, again, get what you wanted, or you could get a tic-tac dick.
EDIT: Unfortunately, I can't respond to every single one of you that fast, so your girl with "Bug tits" won't be delivered immediately, but you must be patient.
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1 ReplyITT: Desperation.
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Edited by GeorgeHamburger: 5/10/2016 5:43:59 PMAn Apache attack helicopter with full arsenal on board ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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2 RepliesLynx attack helicoptor seeking sexy Hind D for morning strafing runs along the beach. Must love blaring classical music through loudspeakers. VSTOL craft need not apply.
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Female fam
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Female please
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[b] [/b]
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Give me one. I wanna see what I get.
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2 RepliesThe cringe, I...I feel it in my bones!
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kai toshiki.
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8 RepliesMei from overwatch [spoiler]dont judge[/spoiler]
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Well thats enough Internet for today
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2 Replies╭☞( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)╭☞ \ . .\ \ \ /╰U╯\
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2 RepliesA b.net gf? What the heck? Well I'm out.
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2 Replies[quote]I want a girl with bug tits[/quote] Uh, what?
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1 Replyʏᴏᴜ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ᴍᴇ, ɪ ᴅᴏɴ'ᴛ ᴡᴀɴᴛ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɪᴛʜᴇʀ, sᴏ ʟᴇᴛ's ғᴜᴄᴋ
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I is ready for my waifu
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1 ReplyConsidering you are unknowingly making this post for a bunch of 8 year olds
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1 ReplyLol can't get a real one eh?
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Ooo! Ooo! I want a gf, I want a gf! Give me one, sir! A pretty one, pretty Pleeeease?
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1 ReplyHow's about you suck my dick and we call it a day
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Well, I'm gonna assume this post was made for shits and giggles. But I'm looking for either sex, physically don't care just be fit enough to live off the land or something. ( I live in Texas so..) (Merica ) Um, personality should be positive and sarcastic of funny (Can't stand drama so.) [spoiler]also I think op is gonna find the most unfit emo tumbler girl who's always triggered. (Inb4triggedgirl)[/spoiler]
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I'm looking for a female helicopter must have functioning rotors. Doesn't matter if you have any little birds just as long as you are a helicopter and female I am attracted
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3 RepliesA woman named Sara Underwood.
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Ey boss can I haves the pusi plz
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2 RepliesI want a panda gf with big paws and a cute nose tbh fam
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My type of desire is purely fictional, so poop for me
