I need a little verbal abuse to make me stronger!
Have at it you guys!
Dig through whatever you want to roast me!
Roast my guardians, call them ugly!
~[i]TheGreatNike[/i]
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I love you
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I would advise you not to drink bleach but to guzzle car battery acid and wash it down with some paint
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Played you twice in control. Didn't live up to the hype. Too bad such a well rolled grasp has to go to waste. ;)
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Or you could just go away and realize your popularity on here comes from 12 year olds who obsessively play a video game that isn't even all that great. Not to mention that they only think you're popular because you sign every comment and thread you make, not because you're great, helpful, or post amazing threads but because you sign your name, so they try to suck your dick and be your friend so their threads can also be noticed too. You're literally just a worthless catalyst to becoming popular, because nobody becomes popular from knowing you. Now, I know you won't take this to heart because your ego here is so big because you've yet to realize your "fanbase" are 12 year olds, but it's about damn time you get your shit together. At this time I believe you'll leave a petty ass comment similar to: [quote]Thx 4 the h8 m8. ~[i]TheGreatNike[/i][/quote] Which will just further my statement of you being so uncool. So, The"Great"Nike, it's about time you learn from this and stay in #Destiny where you "fanbase" of FNAF children want you to comment on their post so they can edit "TheGreatNike was here" on their thread so they can feel some importance in their life. Though soon they'll realize, you're not cool, and there's nothing cool about being known on b.net and that you are just some weirdo who signs his username everywhere.
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>Thinking you could even compare to the Greek Goddess of Victory
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Yousa bitch
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The great Reebok has taken your place. ;)
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Ur mum
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Edited by The icon of sin: 5/7/2016 12:38:28 PMWhy dont you speed run your life and jump of a bridge
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Your so ugly when you popped out the doctor said aww what a treasure and your mom said yeah lets bury it Your family tree is a cactus, because everybody on it is a prick. It looks like your face caught on fire and someone tried to put it out with a fork. You must have been born on a highway, because that's where most accidents happen. I want u like I want my tea......trapped in a bag and submerged in boiling water
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You have enough extra chromosomes to make another person
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You're probably just as sad as the "infamous" long-face, you think your posts are magnificent yet you never bat an eye at how much time you waste here. Why would you even consider getting fame here? And what fanbase will you lead? A bunch of virgins, geeks, total failures in life that can't even talk to a girl without wetting their pants. You sign your full stage name after every post yet your last name wasn't signed on your ID because your father isn't revealed yet.
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Dude not even a roast, your k/d is really good
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I'm sorry, wrong topic. I was looking for the thread 'how to cook a chicken' could you be so kind as to point me in the right direction please?
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Uhh. Your kd sucks, wait no. I can't believe your light level is so low, wait never mind. You have 17 dad's.
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Edited by ThaWuTangMaster: 5/7/2016 4:51:17 PMWhat a wanker. Nikeschnike what a dykey. Put his head right on a pikey. Then throw his body on a tanker. [spoiler]Git Gud herpеs flavored desticle[/spoiler] I bet your K/D is like your shoes. Made by little girls in China.
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*Gets my grill*
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I want to roast you but my comment would get me banned
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Edited by Memehattan_v2: 5/7/2016 4:06:52 PMYou already roasted yourself by being a desticle
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You roast yourself sir, good day!
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I bet u like gurls fgt
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You look cute today [spoiler]I'm too nice to degrade someone else[/spoiler]
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You stay inside and play games and are praised online, instead of going outside where nobody cares about you. [spoiler]satire Sorry[/spoiler]
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Not every flower can say love, but a rose can. Not every plant survives thirst, but a cactus can. Not every retard can read, but look at you go, little buddy! Today you should take a moment and send an encouraging message to a -blam!-ed up friend, just as I’ve done. I don’t care if you lick windows, or have intercourse with farm animals. You hang in there cupcake, you’re -blam!-ing special to me, you’re my friend, look at you smiling at your phone! You crayon eating bastard you!
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WHAT ARE THOSE?!?!
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You're a great Nike! ROASTED