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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/6/2016 1:28:56 AM
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[b]Po's old body walks around the Dojo[/b]
[b]he has a robotic arm, both his legs are robotic, 1 eye is robotic, the side of his face opposite of the robotic eye is robotic, all his back is robotic, his chest is roboti, and he's... BALD[/b]
[b]he has a weird voice, it sounds...[/b]
[spoiler][b]robotic[/b][/spoiler]
[spoiler]jk about the voice[/spoiler]
[spoiler]pretty much by robotic I mean metal and awesome[/spoiler]
[spoiler]like, it can form into other things and keeps him alive[/spoiler]
[spoiler]yes I had permission to do this[/spoiler]
English
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*walks up* Wait, what did you do?
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I AM BETTER NOW
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[spoiler]( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )[/spoiler]
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Weird
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[b]uppercuts you and you feel like you got hit by a boulder[/b] DON'T INSULT ME AGAIN
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*blocks it with a dense iron ball* That wasn't an insult dammit! I mean, I could smash you, I need a new car, but I'm not gonna
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[b]breaks the ball[/b]
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*the ball shatters, bits everywhere* Calm down, man, if I can call you that.
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IT IS FINE TO CALL ME THAT.
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Cool. So... Tubbs had permission to make a robot out of Po's corpse?
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Damn, that is awesome. Your voice is awesome... Po is awesome... Tubbs... He would be awesome if he didn't kick everyone. *rubs crotch*
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DID YOU JUST INSULT MY MASTER? [b]he kicks you in the balls and it feels like a boulder hit you[/b]
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*dissolves through you before it hurts, it feels weird to you* *reforms behind you* Chill, Chill! It was only a joke!
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[b]turns around to see you[/b] CHILL? [b]he points his finger at your feet and a beam of ice starts coming out[/b] [b]your feet freeze[/b]
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Woah, that's cool. I MEANT CALM DOWN! I WAS JOKING!
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OH. [b]his hand shoots fire at the ice and melts it[/b] [b]he accidentally catches your left foot on fire[/b]
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*I smother the flame with my other foot* Okay then. So, what did Tubbs make you to do? Everyone has a reason.
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/6/2016 8:16:02 PMTO BEAT UP PEOPLE WHO WANT TO BEAT HIM UP. HE IS. CURRENTLY KILLING OTHERS TO DO THIS AGAIN
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Well, if he ever wants to make one of me, he can
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OK. I'LL TELL HIM. HE'LL PROBABLY KILL YOU NEXT TIME HE SEES YOU BTW.
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[spoiler][/spoiler]
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*pulls out a block of c4.* *places it on your back* *runs off* Heehehehehehe
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[b]he simply turns around and punches you in the face when you go to place it[/b]
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Edited by TwiggierTiger22: 5/6/2016 3:49:19 PM*is invisible, you miss* *Detonates c4*
