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*hoards of violent furniture starts to lash out. False stabs his sword through the couch and starts swinging at whatever comes his way with a screaming couch still stuck on his blade.* Quick hint! It's the third in a blade and the first in alcohol! Is that a bed chasing you?
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*swings the hammer, now a battle axe, around 360°, so everything is splintered and destroyed* I don't think