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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/4/2016 10:49:29 PM
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Because this. [b]she runs at you and jumps in the air[/b] [b]she does a frontflip and kicks you in the face[/b]
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*Gets hit right in the jaw.* "Owwww..." *He spits out a tooth... As if by divine intervention, it ricochets off a rock and hits Tubbs in the eye but Sketch doesn't notice.* (When Sketch spits out a tooth it has to hit someone in the eye. It just has to.) "Have you ever played baseball?" *He holds both his katanas next to each other as if they are a baseball bat.*
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Nah. Too easy. [b]kicks you in the chest[/b] Sort of like this fight
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*He stumbles back but regains his balance. He holds his swords like a bat again.* "I'm enjoying this fight too." *He swings the swords like he is hitting a baseball and you fly backwards about 200 feet.* "ALRIGHT!!! HOME RUN!!!"
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[b]they quickly appear behind you and you feel a sword go through your back[/b]
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*He sees the blade pop out of his left shoulder.* "AAAAHHHHHH! Okay that really hurts... I guess I have to do this now..." *He pulls out a catnip leaf and opens the bag it's in. He summons both swords and stabs you in both sides of your gut.*
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[b]does a back flip[/b] [b]in mid-air they throw a shuriken at your knee[/b]
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*He lifts up his leg to dodge it. He throws one of his swords at you and it accelerates as it travels through the air.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/5/2016 11:30:52 PM[b]a portal opens in front of them and another behind you[/b] Not so bad... [b]they hold up my portal stone[/b] I stole it. [spoiler]I'm gonna quit saying they and them[/spoiler] [spoiler]imma just say her[/spoiler]
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"Interesting... Do you want some?" *He holds out a random meatball sub. As he does so, he discreetly summons his flamethrower and sends a blast of fire through the portal, towards you.* "I don't know how I keep getting these..." [spoiler]Okay[/spoiler]
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[b]portal closes and goes in front of you[/b] [b]fire blasts towards you[/b] [spoiler]i know, fireproof duster[/spoiler]
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*He walks around to the other side of the portal and throws the meatball sub at her face.*
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[b]opens mouth[/b] [b]it goes in and she eats it Scooby style[/b]
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*This time he throws his sword blade-first.*
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[b]simply moves out of the way[/b]
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*Without making a sound, the sword slows down in mid air and starts flying back towards the back of her head hilt-first.*
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[i]opens a portal under her and another behind you[/i] [b]she falls through and comes out of the portal behind you[/b] [b]knocks you over[/b]
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*He falls down but then sweeps her legs.*
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[b]the portals close and she opens one under me[/b] [b]i fall in and so does she[/b] [b]it closes shortly after[/b] [spoiler]you can jump in[/spoiler]
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"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" *He jumps into the portal before it closes.*
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[b]it closes and cuts off your left foot[/b] [b]you see me knocked out and she has a syringe filled with yellow glowing stuff[/b] [b]she injects it in her system[/b]
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(He jumps in before it closes... That means he gets in without it closing on him... Otherwise it wouldn't be qualified as jumping in before it closes. Also his left foot starts about two fifths of the way up his leg...) *He yanks his left leg through the portal just before it closes and lands flat on the ground.*
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[spoiler]ok sorry[/spoiler] [b]she starts screaming and catches on fire[/b] [b]ice covers my body[/b] [b]she disappears into the fire and it goes towards me[/b] [b]it catches me on fire and the fire goes away[/b] [b]i wake up[/b] What happened...
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"Umm... The ninja lady who I totally beat up somehow knocked you out and then drank a yellow liquid and then spontaniously combusted."
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Sounds fun? [b]i hear her voice in my head[/b] Yeah, i'm hearing things... [b]an explosion of fire and ice happen around me[/b] [b]when you can actually see again me and the woman are standing side by side[/b] [b]she's on fire and i'm covered in armor made of ice[/b] [b]i look at her[/b] Ain't that neat
