(This is actually happening outside the Dojo since you technically aren't allowed in... You also just incinerated his tree, his stash of Twinkies, and his cream soda... He's a little grumpy now.) *He falls out of the air behind you. He silently lands upright so you don't realize he's behind you. He throws both his swords at once. You hear two sonic booms as his swords knock yours out of your hands.* "WE'RE DOING HAND-TO-HAND COMBAT NOW!!!!!"