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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/4/2016 3:28:01 AM
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[b]looks at you[/b]
Please, i've killed more wolfs than you can count. And leopards? I didn't even bother. They're just too easy.
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Edited by Skatch142: 5/4/2016 3:43:38 AM"One, the plural is wolves. Two, I've got some tricks up my sleeve. Three, you're lying. I hate to discuss this sort of thing but a leopard would be much harder."
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1. I don't care. 2. I don't care. 3. Not to me.
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"I'm not sure if that means youre bad at fighting or if it means youre good at fighting... Probably bad..."
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Im great at fighting
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"Why should I believe you?"
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Because this. [b]she runs at you and jumps in the air[/b] [b]she does a frontflip and kicks you in the face[/b]
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*Gets hit right in the jaw.* "Owwww..." *He spits out a tooth... As if by divine intervention, it ricochets off a rock and hits Tubbs in the eye but Sketch doesn't notice.* (When Sketch spits out a tooth it has to hit someone in the eye. It just has to.) "Have you ever played baseball?" *He holds both his katanas next to each other as if they are a baseball bat.*
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Nah. Too easy. [b]kicks you in the chest[/b] Sort of like this fight
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*He stumbles back but regains his balance. He holds his swords like a bat again.* "I'm enjoying this fight too." *He swings the swords like he is hitting a baseball and you fly backwards about 200 feet.* "ALRIGHT!!! HOME RUN!!!"
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[b]they quickly appear behind you and you feel a sword go through your back[/b]
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*He sees the blade pop out of his left shoulder.* "AAAAHHHHHH! Okay that really hurts... I guess I have to do this now..." *He pulls out a catnip leaf and opens the bag it's in. He summons both swords and stabs you in both sides of your gut.*
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[b]does a back flip[/b] [b]in mid-air they throw a shuriken at your knee[/b]
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*He lifts up his leg to dodge it. He throws one of his swords at you and it accelerates as it travels through the air.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 5/5/2016 11:30:52 PM[b]a portal opens in front of them and another behind you[/b] Not so bad... [b]they hold up my portal stone[/b] I stole it. [spoiler]I'm gonna quit saying they and them[/spoiler] [spoiler]imma just say her[/spoiler]
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"Interesting... Do you want some?" *He holds out a random meatball sub. As he does so, he discreetly summons his flamethrower and sends a blast of fire through the portal, towards you.* "I don't know how I keep getting these..." [spoiler]Okay[/spoiler]
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[b]portal closes and goes in front of you[/b] [b]fire blasts towards you[/b] [spoiler]i know, fireproof duster[/spoiler]
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*He walks around to the other side of the portal and throws the meatball sub at her face.*
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[b]opens mouth[/b] [b]it goes in and she eats it Scooby style[/b]
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*This time he throws his sword blade-first.*
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[b]simply moves out of the way[/b]
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*Without making a sound, the sword slows down in mid air and starts flying back towards the back of her head hilt-first.*
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[i]opens a portal under her and another behind you[/i] [b]she falls through and comes out of the portal behind you[/b] [b]knocks you over[/b]
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*He falls down but then sweeps her legs.*
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[b]the portals close and she opens one under me[/b] [b]i fall in and so does she[/b] [b]it closes shortly after[/b] [spoiler]you can jump in[/spoiler]
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"TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!" *He jumps into the portal before it closes.*
