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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 3:17:04 AM
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[b]He puts the bottle down. He tips a bit but tries his best to keep his composition[/b]
Oh YOU FU[i]C[/i]KING WISH! I CAN DRINK MORE OF THIS THAN YOU COULD EVEN DREAM OFF NO-BALLS!
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[b]Being drunk, I suddenly get angry[/b] NO-BALLS? I STILL HAVE MY NUTS, FOR THE THIRD F[i]U[/i]CKING TIME! THE DAMAGE IN THE FIGHT WAS TEMPORARY, DAMMIT.
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YOU SURE ABOUT THAT?! CUZ FROM WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE, YOUR TOO PU$$Y TO TAKE ANOTHER SIP OF THIS GOD DAMN HOLY SHIT! [b]The Deity continues to drink. He begins giving off a hot light aura[/b]
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OH YEAH? GIMMIE THAT! [b]I rip it from you, and take a long swig from the bottle. I immediately regret it, and begin vomiting napalm[/b]
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OH SHIT! SOMEONE CALL IN THE VIETMENEESE CAUSE BOY AM I SMELLING NAPALM! [b]The Deity begins to glow incredibly light[/b] What the shit?
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[b]I manage to choke a response through the vomiting[/b] -That.. Was low brow... Even for you!..-
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NOTHING IS TOO- [b]Suddenly the deity explodes in a huge boom of light. You feel the burning of the heat as you are sent flying into the waterfall.[/b]
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[b]Swimming out, and thankfully not vomiting, and stumble back to where he was, too dazed to comprehend what just happened[/b]
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[b]You see an orb of light form in the sky, it begins...getting closer?[/b]
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[b]I think about it, and realize what's happening at the last possible second[/b] Oh sh--
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[b]You see a figure coming in closer. Something big. Something powerful. Something... Oh my god. Riding in as naked as the day he was Born. His power reflecting off his wicked pecks and ass. His name is one the villagers fear. The ones his enemies fear. He is.... http://i.makeagif.com/media/10-29-2015/gzI_zD.gif[/b]
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[b]Mumbles "Goddammit" to myself as I stare into the sky[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/3/2016 3:57:45 AM[b]You get.... REKT BY HIS GLORY.[/b] [b][i]WAISTED[/i][/b] [b]The deity walks up.[/b] Yo that was weird! It was- JOHN CENA?! MY MORTAL ENEMY! LEAVE THE MAN ALONE! HE HAS NO BALLS!
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[b]My palm impacts with my forehead at the speed of several rockets leaving orbit[/b]
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[b]The Deity gets in a fist fight with John Cena[/b]
