originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
2016
>Trump has just been elected
>About to say first words as president
>He adjusts his tie and looks straight on into the audience
>"Obama, you're fired"
>Shortly after this Trump reveals that he's immortal and destroys the constitution
>Trump is emperor for the rest of time
>2025
>Emperor Trump has solved all of the US' problems
>Illegals are stuck behind the Great Trump Wall
>The Trumpen-SS keeps degenerates off the streets
>Nogs are enslaved again
>Trumpstapo sends all illegals that try to get past wall to Trumpentration Camps
part 2:
>The year is 2048
>Trump's Empire has taken Europe and is now invading North Korea
>Trump the Ever-Living is working on plans for his Mars base
>One of Trump's advisers entered the war room
>"My Lord, we just received news that your strike team has failed. Kim Jong Un is still alive."
>Trump stood up from his solid gold throne
>"Looks like I have to do this myself."
>"Sir?"
>The Trumptator adjusted his tie
>"I need a weapon."
>Trump's holocopter (a helicopter with a cloaking device) positions itself above Kim Jong Un's palace
>"This shouldn't be long."
>He jumps from the holocopter without a parachute
>Trump lands standing up, his solid gold armor preventing any bodily harm
>The palace's doors open on their own upon Trump's arrival
>Lord Trump moves quickly through the palace
>The guards put up little resistance, the Trumptator taking them out with headshots
>Trump the Immortal enters the throne room and is quickly surrounded by palace guards
>They encircle him and take his gold plated assault rifle
>"Rooks rike you're stumped!" said the Korean Dictator with a smile
>Trump smirks "I don't think so."
>Our lord unleashes his dual omni-blades and cuts down the guards in a matter of seconds
>Kim Jong Un takes out a handgun from his inside his jacket
>"FRUK YOU!" he screams as he empties the magazine
>Trump raises his hand and stops all of the bullets Darth Vader style
>Lord Trump aims his trademark gold plated revolver at the Korean dictator
>"Kim.."
>A bead of sweat ran down the side of Kim Jong Un's face
>Trump the Undying pulled back the hammer and smirked
>"You're fired"
PART 3:
>The year is 2066
>Wake up, turn on TNN (Trump News Network)
>Watch the destruction from the Blitzkrieg of Europe
>Think to myself "Thank God I live in Trumptopia"
>Look outside my window
>Notice the Trumpstapo kick down my neighbors door
>They drag out my neighbor, Francisco Pedro Alejandro Gomez
>Trumpstapo force him onto his knees
>A man in solid gold comes up to my neighbor, closely followed by his guards, the Trumpen-SS
>I squint and notice that it's him, it's really him
>Trump the Ever-Living
>Trump the Undying
>Trump the Conqueror
>The other neighbors started to gather around
>"You're illegal aren't you?" Our Lord asked
>"No senor, no no!"
>"That's what they all say"
>The Trumpstapo got him on his feet "What should we do with him, my Lord?"
>The Trumptator smirked
>My neighbors begin to chant
>"Wall! Wall! Wall! Wall!"
>"Send him to the Wall! Take him away!"
>My neighbors cheer and celebrate
>Several days later
>Turn on TNN
>On Fridays, TNN live streams the Wall
>All the illegals found that week are stood up on top of the Great Trump Wall
>Notice my neighbor is among them
>A man in solid gold appears on top of the Wall
>How he gets there is unknown, he just does it, he's Trump the Ever-living
>The camera zooms in on our Lord
>"To all illegals that continue to taint Trumptopia, I will find you. And I will stump you."
>Lord Trump begins to kick each illegal one by one off the wall
>Their screams echo and quickly disappear as they fall to their death
>Those that came to Wall to see the action live shout "STUMPED" after each illegal is kicked
What a great time to be alive
PART 4:
>2068
>Emperor Trump is nearing his goal of world conquest
>The North American Empire can't be stopped
>Mexico has been destroyed and the blitzkrieg of Europe will begin soon, lead of course by the Emperor himself
>America has truly become great again
>A rebellion has risen in the NAE
>Comprised mostly of libcucks and nogs who want their welfare back
>Have tried several times to assassinate Trump the Ever-living but all have failed
>The rebellion has devised a new plan that they think will succeed
>Have an operative that is Trump's personal servant
>Will put poison his wine
>The Rebellion will meet at noon before they carry out the plan
>The operative goes to the secret meeting location
>The rebels tell stories about how a man named Bernie almost defeated Trump
>They say how everything and everyone would have been free if Bernie had won
>One rebel adds on to the story "Trump wouldn't have won if people knew of his immortality"
>A man with a scar under his right eye gives the poison to the operative
>"Poison him, end our suffering, it's what Bernie would have wanted"
>He takes the poison and hides it as he enters the Trump House
>The operative gets the wine and adds in the poison
>He stops before entering the Oval Throne Room
>"For Bernie" he says to himself as he enters the throne room
>He is immediately stopped by the guards who take the wine and aim their weapons at him
>"What's going on, it's just wine!" the operative proclaims
>The Emperor stand up from his solid gold throne
>"Do you truly believe this plan would have worked?"
>"Your rebel friends have been dealt with, one of my agents told me of your plan"
>The man with the scar under his right eye enters the room and stand next to Lord Trump
>"No, NO! This cannot be" the operative says in disbelief
>Trump the Ever-living takes his gold plated revolver from his desk
>"You're fired"
PART 5:
>2087
>The Trumptopian war machine controls all of Earth's surface
>This has become a problem since there is nowhere to deport immigrants
>There isn't really such a thing as immigrants now
>That's just what Trump the Unstumpable calls anyone who rebels against him
>The common solution has been to attach weights to their feet and throw them into an ocean
>But our great Lord Trump is stuck now
>There is nowhere to expand
>No place to conquer
>No place, at least, on Earth
>Trump, not to be stumped by Earth, turns his eyes to the stars
>He invests about 5% of his net worth (100 quadrillion Donald Dollars) into his space program
>He amasses a fleet of 2000 Trump Destroyers and hundreds of thousands of Trump Fighters
>The Trumpwaffe is disbanded and all Propaganda Bombers are converted to starships
>Flash forward to 2104
>Trump the Conquerer is ready to begin his conquest of the Solar System
>He puts out a law that all able-bodied men must serve in his glorious conquest or be deported
>Immediately all the citizens of Trumptopia rush to our Lord's aid
>Those who didn't are immediately stumped
>Trump the Mighty addresses his people
>"Today, we embark on a new conquest"
>"A conquest whose single goal is to stump all of the illegal aliens in the Solar System"
>"Today, we are no longer the Empire of Trumptopia"
>"We become the Trumptopian Galactic Empire!"
>"Hail, Trump!"
>"Hail, Trump!"
>"Hail, Trump!"
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Part 6:
>The year is 2124
>Trump invests all efforts to making warp drives to quickly travel and defeat the aliens.
>Alien no longer means someone from somewhere else. It means enemy.
>Trumps enemy.
>Our Deliverer Trump has found a small group of aliens on Pluto
>Trump our King uses this opportunity to test out his latest warp drive.
>Scientist hears of Trump the One's plan.
>Scientist bows a knee in Trumps throne room.
>"My Lord, you say you plan to destroy these aliens, but the warp drive is not big enough for a Trump Destroyer. How will you defeat them?"
>Trump the Conquerer stood, and leaped from his 16 foot high throne.
>He landed in front of the scientist on one knee, then he stood.
>"I will take my personal trump fighter. No single alien will be left alive."
>Trump the Masted made his way to the Trump Hanger, and boarded his ship.
>Takes off and goes into orbit
>Uses Warp Drive to reach Pluto
>As Trump our Lord reached Pluto, he could see he had his hands full.
>The aliens had two massive Ships, capable of mass destruction.
>Trump is being signaled to land by the craft.
>Trump lands on a landing pad
>The Aliens come out to meet him.
>Trump exits the ship in style, leaping 12 meters and landing gracefully, his bear cape flapping behind him.
>The aliens approach him cautiously.
>They look like humans, but they are wearing masks so it is hard to tell.
>Trump slays them all
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