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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
5/3/2016 1:28:52 AM
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50,000!!
[b]Pulls out a large bottle labeled "Holy Shit", and slams it on the table[/b]
Alright. Fifty bucks says none of you can tank a full shot of this stuff..
[b]The bottle burns a hole in the table[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 5/3/2016 2:18:11 AM[b]I calmly open the door, walk out, then close it again. You hear screaming noises and then a splash as I jump into a nearby well[/b]
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*shrugs, then my boombox begins playing outside* yeaaaaaa *takes a swig of Orange Death, begins halucinating* oh.... unicorn zombies. ok.
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[b]you see me climb out of the well, drunk[/b] What?! What are you tal -*hic* - talking about-- [b]I begin hallucinating too[/b] ..What the hell didd you *hic* p-put in that shiit?
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a dash of [i]Holy Shit[/i], some o______o; the most potent alcohol in this reality, some Evil Juice, a drink that literally eats glass, some Tang and some OJ. then I added some Satan Triumphant peppers. just one bite kills normal humans. *shrugs* The PTB pay me for this stuff whenever they try to get God herself drunk. It sometimes works.
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Holy hell...
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Indeed. Lucy Ferr swears by this stuff.
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Too bad I won't remember it! [b]I fall on my face[/b]
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*stares at your body for a bit before gathering a brief ritual to resurrect you* ummm... OOGGAAA BOOGGGAAA!!!!! I CALL UPON THE ZOMBIE UNICORNS TO RESTORE THIS MAN!!!!!
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[b]I look up, still really dunk[/b] Whuut?
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IT WORKED!!! PRAISE KELLITH!!!!! *runs off shouting something about Kellith and unicorns.....* [i]The bottle of Orange Death still sits on the table......[/i]
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[b]I get up and stumble back down, and begin a drunken ramble[/b] What worked?! Did we save those children from the robots?
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*the children all nod before turning into pink squirrels that begin running up peoples' legs*
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Ah.. Good.. [b]I begin trying to get up again[/b]
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*helps you up* now.... *puts on new song*
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Edited by Royal Blade: 5/3/2016 2:03:18 AM*I swig down a glass*
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You might want to be careful when doing that-- Oh. You already downed it...
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I'm completely fi- *i collapse to the ground and Start vomiting* *i suddenly jerk back to my feet, completely fine*
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Edited by Doos: 5/3/2016 2:01:21 AM[b]I got this![/b] *Maya shoves her hand down her mouth as far as she can. You see a glimpse of shadows trindle down her throat and mouth before she closes it.* [b]Hand me a fifth friend![/b] *She grabs the bottle and gargles it all down*
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How the hell did you.. What.. [b]Reaches for wallet[/b]
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[b]Hold. You keep the money. I just wanted to see your face. Im sorry but not sorry to say I cheated.[/b] *Maya reaches back down her throat and starts yanking on the end of her shadows she had lined her inside with. It sloshes on the table when she sets it back down.* [b]It's all in there. I'm too mortal to drink it pure. Haha[/b]
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[b]I squint at you[/b] You are riding a very thin line...
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[b]It's 50K DAY and it was worth seeing that face[/b] *winks and blows you a kiss*
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[u]Po slides up in a chair, looking smug.[/u] Let me have a crack at it. I think I can do this...
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[b]Slides you a shot. It's literally glowing with radiation[/b] We'll see..
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[u]Po grabs the shot, sniffing it daintily. He shrugs, the downs it.[/u] Well, that was pleas- OH -blam!- [u]Po's nose starts to bleed as dark mist flows from his hands. Corpses from around the dojo start to get up, then proceed to dance to the beat of Thriller.[/u] Well.... I guess that's a new one.
