originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[b]PROCEEDS TO FILL THE SWIMMING POOL WITH LIQUOR[/b]
[i]DIVE IN CHILDREN[/i]
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[b]dives in and swims doggy style.[/b]
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[b]dives in[/b] [b]starts drowning in it[/b]
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*cannon balls into poll*
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WAIT WHAT?! [b]The Deity looks in[/b] HOLY SHIT! SINCE WHEN DID WE HAVE THIS?! WHY DON'T WE HAVE IT ALL THE TIME?! [b]He does a few backflips as he dives in[/b]
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*Belly flops after you*
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[b]The deity punches you in the chest sending you out of the pool.[/b]
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Wait. We have a POOL?!?!
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APPARENTLY
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*dives in*
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*follows you*
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*trips into pool*
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[b]*helps you up*[/b] [i]Sorry I should put signs up. It's only been here for about twenty minutes.[/i]
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[b]I climb out, dazed[/b] Goddamn... I'm going back in...
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[i]I'll DJ![/i]
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Oh god