I would pay quite a bit for that. The lines that come to mind make me laugh. The snarking for dying would be excellent. "Oh, dear. Looks like she's died.." *audible sigh* "..[i]again.[/i] Could someone help her up?" "I feel like this would be going a touch better if only you didn't suck so desperately." "Idiot down! ..Oops, I mean Guardian down!" Maybe even one occasionally for the 'Darkness Consumes You' screen. Have her just softly singing in the background.. [i]"This was a failure.. I'm making a note here: Huge mistake. It's hard to overstate my disappointment.."[/i]