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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Inflatablepants:
4/30/2016 4:51:13 AM
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[b]The Fierce Deity is drinking straight vodka from the bottle. He walks by the terribly confusing due to similar names event.[/b]
Yo! Little...ape...shit kid. What the fu[i]c[/i]k are you doing?
[b]He points to Varn[/b]
Who the hell are you?
[spoiler]You asked for it right?[/spoiler]
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[b]The child groans, and Varn turns to him.[/b] [i]Well, I'm Varn. I'm an android. And Celin's probably going to kill us.[/i] [spoiler]Im doing this to kill off Celin and Varn, and introduce a new character.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/30/2016 2:24:49 PM[spoiler]......Well then[/spoiler] Ha. Haha. Hahahaha. HAHAHAHAHAHA! Wow. That's uh...that's precious pal. The only threat this kid is to us is all our fruit supply being cleaned out. Oh, and all the creationists. They'd probably not like this little ape either. Isn't that right you little Ape! [spoiler]And...we'll be killing them?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Celon is the kid, Celin is the guy floating in the air.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Damnit! Oh shit he killed his son?[/spoiler] [b]The deity realizes he's dead[/b] Well shit. [b]He points at Celon[/b] Yo! Little Bitch! I'd fly up and kick your ass, but I'm too lazy! Get down here and see if your shwartz is as big as mine! Hehe...
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[spoiler]Hes not dead, his neck's just broken.[/spoiler] [b]He fires a blast at him.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/1/2016 2:18:31 AM[b]The deity swings his blade, making the energy dissipate[/b] Ohoho! [b]He twirls his blade[/b] You know, I hate a lot of things. Terrible fathers? THE TOP OF MY LIST. [b]The Deity flies up and swings in a wide arc at Celin [/b]
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[b]Celin instant transmissions away, then fires a beam.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/1/2016 3:32:17 AM[b]The Deity let's the beam hit him. It does nothing to him or his armour[/b] And at that moment....! [b]The Deity teleports behind Celin and impales him with the ginormous sword[/b] You Fu[i]c[/i]ked UP! [b]He takes the blade out of him quickly then throws him into the ground[/b] I think I liked you more when this was Non-cannon! Oh...wait...I'm the only one who gets that...shit!
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[b]Celin looks down at the gaping wound, and powers up to the max. The wound seals up, and Celin goes Super Saiyan.[/b] [spoiler]Not that fast, man. I have a good plan for this.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh I knew that wouldn't kill you. I don't end fight until my opponent submits[/spoiler] [b]The Deity lands on the ground right in front of him. Their faces barely apart[/b] You wanna go? Let's go.
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[b]Celin slaps him across the face.[/b]
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[b]The deity catches his hand, then kicks him in the chest. Sending him through the dojo wall.[/b] Ohohoho...your powerful...I can feel it.
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[b]A glowing, multicolored light glows from his hands, and he raises them upwards. The Deity is sent flying upwards.[/b]
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[b]He is sent flying[/b] Well...this is new [b]He lands into the ground and makes a giant crater. Fire is everywhere for some reason...[/b]
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[b]Celin fires a flurry of Ki blasts at him, then instant transmissions over to Varn. He proceeds to disintegrate his head, killing him. Celin then looks back to the Deity.[/b]
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[b]The Deity walks out of the crater[/b] Jeez. I guess I should never underestimate a total bitch! [b]He begins swinging his blade and beams of light start flying at Celin. [/b]
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[b]Celin dodges all of them, then charges at the Deity.[/b]
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[b]The Deity charges at Celin with his blade[/b]
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[b]Celin smiles as he spins leftwards, and launches a small, rainbow Ki sphere at the Deity.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/1/2016 3:59:48 PM[b]The deity stops flying and uses his gravity to avoid the blast. He flies back up and cuts Celin in the chest with the Ginormous blade[/b] [spoiler]Wait we were flying right?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yeah[/spoiler] [b]Celin begins to laugh manically as he wrenches the blade out of himself. His hair reverts to normal, then turns red. The wound remains, but doesn't seem to phase Celin all that much.[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 5/1/2016 7:39:47 PM[spoiler]I didn't stab I just cut...so I don't think you'd need to wrench it out lol[/spoiler] [b]The Deity Flies straight into Celin with his blade leading the charge, impaling him again, he flies Celin into the ground[/b]
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[b]Celin Instant Transmissions behind him, and kicks him in the back.[/b]
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[b]The Deity takes the full blow of the hit, but since his blade was in the ground, he was able to keep balance as he roundhouses Celin sending him through the Cobalt memorial[/b]
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[b]Celin gets back up, and throws a Ki sphere at the Deity's feet, and it explodes, making a giant crater.[/b]
