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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/29/2016 8:08:33 PM
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Why not?
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Hi. Are you new here too?
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*Sketch falls from the ceiling and lands in front of you. He gets up.* "I'll fight you. But first, who are you supposed to buh?"
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*You turn around and see your mum* sketch, I am your mother (bad star wars quote number 69)
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Your mum is a spicy mushroom
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(Wrong guess... Sketch's mother is a wolf.) "YOU'RE NOT MY MOMMY!!! GET AWAY FROM ME!!!" *He scratches the mushroom, then picks it up and throws it at you.*
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*the mushroom grow arms and no scopes you*
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(Sketch is supposed you be fighting you not the mushroom... Unless the mushroom is who you chose as a character.) "Ow! How did you just no scope me without a gun? That's not supposed to happen!" *He summons a sword that glows white and swings it in the mushroom's direction. A blast of air sends the mushroom flying out a window.*
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(I am the mushroom) *sketch thinks he's won when the mushroom teleports behind him in a tank and shoots sketch in the face with a 120mm shell. He explodes* "Get rekt mate"
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/30/2016 2:23:46 PM(That qualifies as godmoding... He was expecting something like this.) *By the time your tank teleports behind him he has already summoned his other sword. He is holding them both in a blocking position. The shell stops before it hits him and suddenly gets propelled back towards you.*
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The mushroom self res and snipes you. Mushroom wins
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/30/2016 3:22:40 PM(Not yet.) *He blocks the bullet with his swords. He throws one at you. The sword accelerates as it flies towards towards you. You hear a sonic boom.*
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Mushroom eats swords and then spits them at your real mom "I'll kill your mom if you don't let me win m9"
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*The sword disappears as it flies through the air and another sword appears in Sketch's hand.* "Trust me, you couldn't find her. And since clearly you don't seem to want to follow the rules, I guess I won't either... Your turn again."
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I kill you the end I win
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/30/2016 5:15:55 PM*I'm the writer. I remove this fight scene from the script and write a new one without you.* (I said I wouldn't follow the rules. There is literally no way to beat the writer.)
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[b]the stoner roommate takes that crumpled up page and makes into a fatty and smokes it.[/b]
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Thanks for the assistance.
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(What species is she?)
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"I dont fight cows i eat them" says hovark
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OOH BURN
