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Edited by Fotbitr:
5/11/2016 1:45:35 AM
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Forum Game: Describe Games Poorly (Updated)
Edit: Nobody can read edition!
Utilize vague language and avoid specifics as you describe a game, and let others guess which game it is. [u][b]Please put guesses and answers in spoilers[/b][/u] so multiple people can guess on the same post!
I'll list anyone who gets mine right, and will add more if they get solved.
I'll start with a few, for example:
1)[b]You are Space Jesus bothered by some bugs.[/b]
Bonus hint:
[spoiler][b]You tell your friends and they also hate bugs[/b].[/spoiler]
2) [b]The crazy guy is basically God and a bunch of savages tell you about yourself, afterwhich you kill another God.[/b]
Bonus hint:
[spoiler]Boats.[/spoiler]
Other bonus hint:
[spoiler]You probably aren't a human.[/spoiler]
3) [b]You tried to just do your job, but you end up just trying to leave work for the day but nobody wants to let you.[/b]
Bonus hint: [spoiler]No [i]thing[/i] wants to let you.[/spoiler]
Other hint:
[spoiler]You can sometimes spot a stranger throughout the levels of this game.[/spoiler]
4) [b]The factory you work in doesn't care about Health & Safety standards in the least.[/b]
Hint:[spoiler]Prophecy.[/spoiler]
5) [b]Oh shit, Aliens! It's up to a doctor, a janitor and some weird dog to stop them![/b]
Hint: [spoiler]In the second game, you control all three of the characters.[/spoiler]
6) [b]An obese man makes his own Wii U & Television.[/b]
Hint: [spoiler]He has weird friends.[/spoiler]
7) [b]You're a regular guy who takes his family to the Aquarium.[/b]
Hint:
[spoiler]A totally normal dude.[/spoiler]
8) [b]You talk to animals on a daily basis.[/b]
Hint:[spoiler]Just checking in.[/spoiler]
[u][b]Fot's Hall of Fame:[/b][/u]
Feferi Peixas
Uncle Touchy
Spartan A145
Phosphorus
Battle Pants
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3 RepliesWas #3 figured out yet?
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2 Replies"JASON! JASON! JASON! JASON!"
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2 RepliesEdited by Slimbingi: 5/11/2016 12:57:01 AM6 is Wario-Ware
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Someone kills a chick and kidnaps your maybe baby. A not-quite-insider comes to screw with you and send you on a magical quest against a city with a rat problem who has something against whales.
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I thought number 7 was octodad XD
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1 ReplyAlso, 7: Octodad.
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You got something so bad it makes cancer look like a cold, but oh shit, the cure included a contract. Now you gotta do some serious lynching. [spoiler]Hint: Coats. [/spoiler] [spoiler]Bonus Hint: One of the messiest games you'll ever play. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyYou have a silent but vengeful crusade against pots.
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1 ReplyNumber 2 sounds a lot Morrowind's Main Quest with the Tribunal expansion tacked onto the end. Am I wrong?
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You're some ded person resurrected who kills the weird mans and sometimes other O.K. mans. You also have to fight the wired mans' boss...
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Edited by zeeb: 5/4/2016 12:41:04 AMNumber 2 is God of War(?)
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Scream so hard at people that they fall back a few feet.
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3 RepliesBald space marine fights giant robot squids while getting space laid
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1 Reply3 is the original Half Life
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1 Reply#3 is Destiny
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2 RepliesNCQ, bringing you broad gaming descriptions since 6:20 on May 3rd, 2016! 1) Why did I sign up for this? Ended up better than the others I guess. 2) Blue and purple everywhere but all you care about is the pink. 3) A bunch of kids blow up or something and now they're magical. (Unless you pay close attention to the game's story, you won't know. If you do, you'll get it easily... I think) 4) Steve Jobs hates you (eh this one's easy) 5) No beach ball for you (this one's just cheating) 6) Tanks are essential (think outside the box... like ten feet away from the box) 7) Die already!
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2 RepliesLittle space man grows aliens like carrots. Throws them at big creatures.
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14 RepliesEdited by zose: 5/1/2016 9:27:20 PM1). Chicago in flames, Aliens taking over the world, all while a virus slowly eats you from inside. [spoiler]Hint: From one war straight into the next.[/spoiler] 2). Aliens show up, blow up some shit, you pussy out, and play politician for the rest of the game. [spoiler]Hint: Killing off fan favorites like it's game of thrones.[/spoiler] 3). You walk around depressed regretting committing genocide as you hunt down the last survivor of the race you wiped out. [spoiler]Hint: The survivor is a kid and isn't necessarily human[/spoiler] 4). You're sent in to a quarantine Zone to clean up a company's mess only to become infected and betray said company. [spoiler]Hint: First person Assassins Creed?[/spoiler] 5). Blow up half a city and get some powers. [spoiler]Hint: Time travel's a bitch huh.[/spoiler] 6). An interstellar mining company is kicked off their own planet and forced to live in exile. When they try to reclaim their home their driven off and opposing force blows up the planet they were exiled to. [spoiler]Hint: Space N.azi's[/spoiler] 7). You kill a guy's son, go to jail, get your case heard in court (where you kill everyone and escape), and then break into his house and kill him. [spoiler]Hint: Space ships, magic, and lots of salt.[/spoiler] [spoiler]My Hints are shit lol[/spoiler]
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5 Replies#1. You is a very sad dude, a broken dude who has to find a super hot chick and save her from a crazy dude with a white beard. You will cry at the end. #2 you work for the government, you shoot gang bangers and close doors #3 you are a guy that kills aliens with a hot chick #4 you are trying to remember something and there is TONS of shooting #5 What would you have me do? #6 you have been poisoned by a crazy dude and have to find a cure
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7 RepliesEdited by Chef Boyardank: 5/1/2016 9:26:30 PM#1 You have to save a princess from a tower whilst also being chased by a giant bird rather than a dragon. There's also racism. Lots of racism. #2 A once-great city has basically become Detroit, but you know Kung-Fu. You fight an edgy teenager and there's driving involved. #3 You didn't choose your job. You fight aliens and beasts forever. Your boss is an old dude, but you usually hang out with his cute secretary. She fake af tho. #4 You be chilling like a villain with bae until you find that someone nabbed your kid. Now you gotta get him back. You also hate a bald guy. #5 You paint stuff with your tail. You hang out with a bug and you have to kill a dragon. #6 You lost something and now you're pissed. You fight spooky scary skels with guns and you can basically cheese everything with a dog.
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5 RepliesA Linkin Park enthusiast gets beat up so he wages a war against memes and America Politicians
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1 ReplyYou should have acted. They're already here. The Elder Scrolls told of their return. Their defeat was merely a delay, 'Til the time after Oblivion opened, When the sons of Skyrim would spill their own blood. But no one wanted to believe, Believe they even existed. And when the truth finally dawned, It dawned in fire! But, there is one they fear, In their tongue he is Dovahkiin: DRAGONBORN!
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3 RepliesSo you're this guy right. But it doesn't matter who you are cause you're just part of a cycle, a cycle between light, dark, and nothingness. You can try to extend the light, but if you do, some other guy will eventually come up and kick your ass. Even though there's a choice, there really is no choice, for that is the cycle.
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3 RepliesA group of people afraid of the dark cause centuries of pain and suffering in a never-ending cycle.
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9 RepliesEdited by Tobito_TheGod: 5/1/2016 9:57:45 PM1. Aliens? are attacking civilization. Civilization shoots itself. You and your bros must save the world. 2. You and your bros must save the world because it didn't work the first time, thus time you must save it with WATER! 3. Water didn't do anything and now. everyone is stranded. You also got daddy issues. [spoiler]those 3 are a series[/spoiler] 4. Giant mountain you can do down multiple times. [spoiler]lots of tricks[/spoiler] 5. Pew pew, pow pow, bone everything and save everything (if you choose). 6. Kill a guy, he drops a grenade. Kill a guy, pulls out a pistol 7. Everyone wants to spawn in a plane when only 3 people aren't crap. 8. Your train blew up and there's a handsome person taunting you throughout the game
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2 Repliesyou have to light a really strong fire
