I know what you're thinking. [i]Splash, why has it been forever since you've released another short?You promised you'd do mine first, wtf? Where have you been?[/i] To be honest, the create a Guardian to be featured thing is out of control. I can't keep up with it. I need your help! If you want to help, grab your keyboard and start typing. Add the Hashtags: #JacobsStories #SB77FANFICTION #GuardianNarrativeSB77 Otherwise, I can handle Triple Threat Titans and Silvered Moons. Overview: [url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/198924974/0/0]Jacob's Stories Overview[/url] [b]===================================[/b] Meet Jade: [spoiler][quote]"Believe it or not, I have a twin. Her name is Jade. She is quite feisty. She wrestles a colossus three times a week." -Jacob Laney[/quote] [b]Important Stuff[/b] Name: Jade Laney Class: Titan Main Subclass- Constantly switches between Sunbreaker and Striker Looks: Like Jacob with key differences... height and hairstyle. Height- 5ft 11in Hair- style- Wavy lengths- shoulder length color- night-black Eyes- color- Arc blue Ghost: Shell- Bold red Shell Likes: -Cabal(She picks lots of fights with them.) -Auto Rifles -Her fist -Mars -Strikes against Cabal [i]"She'll break your neck if she isn't on a strike team against the Cabal." -Commander Zavala[/i] Dislikes: -Psion [i]"They're skinny b***hes. Why are they even considered Cabal?" -Jade[/i] -Vex, Fallen, Hive. -Every planet there is no Cabal On (Earth is the exception) Special Abilities: Fists of Steel- Has a punch with all three elements Fun Facts: -Wrestles a Colossus three times a week -Got into a kick boxing match with Valus Ta'aurc. She won. -Strangled all three of the Psion Flayers with her bear hands -Launched (read: Judo-flipped) Caleb on top of a Phalanx during a Strike - called "One-shot," for punching Cabal Centurions and killing them with one hit. -Broke Zavala's neck once for not putting her on a team for a Cabal mission *Pets: N/A Notable items owned: -Shield of a Phalanx[/spoiler] [b]Okay, so maybe you've heard of Jade.[/b] Jade Laney? No, I'm not married to her. She's my twin. Anyway, I have many stories to tell about her. Most of them involve Cabal. What disturbs me the most about her? She's 2 inches taller than me. I'll just tell you the little stuff. She's like John Cena and Bruce Lee were both reincarnated into her. On day one- I witnessed this... On my day one- she punched a captain once and it instantly [b]died[/b]. Day two, punched a wizard once. It died. Day seventeen, she punched a Hydra once. Dead. All were at full health. Once she reached Mars, she had fun. Started launching different things on top of Phalanxes. Including Legionaries. You know the Valus Ta'aurc strike. She did it. During that strike, she judo-flipped Caleb on top of a phalanx. She keeps that phalanx's shield. Same strike, she hijacks a Goliath Tank. Caleb and I hitched a ride to the Land Tank. She got into a kickboxing match against the Valus. She won. You know when you use the spire to charge the Eye of the Gatelord. Zavala dispatched two other guardians on that mission. Jade broke his neck. You could hear it crack from Twilight Gap. It was that loud. Zavala's ghost appeared right after she broke his neck. Everyone beggs her to carry them in Trials. All it takes is at least 135 punches to go flawless. She is the most powerful Titan I've ever seen in all my years. I wish I had time to the stories. I don't. I'll tell you more later. She received the most attention.