originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
... "No I'd much rather feed you to them ... It would be much more quiet around here ... Now I suggest you leave before you get hurt"
*the flower on my face opens up revealing multiple pink tendrils*
(In a deep gurgling voice) "Gardening can be dangerous*
English
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Fine fine, I'll go. Just so you know, I've tackled worse than a couple pansies.
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*With a whistling noise a thorn covered vine shoots out of a nearby rose bush directly at your back*
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*dissolves into the ground and leaves, spilling threats*