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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/28/2016 7:53:17 PM
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[i]What kind of trouble?[/i]
*Mortar appears from the ground*
Father.
[i]Gore.[/i]
Do not call me that anymore.
[i]I can and will.[/i]
English
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Oh, sorry Tubbs. This is my father.
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I know. He told me. Btw, do you have any baby pictures of Mortar?
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He never really liked me... Don't know why he's coming to me now. *glare at each other*
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So that's a no. There goes my blackmailing opportunity.
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[i]pardon?[/i]
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Oh nothing.
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[i]Can you let me in, so we can have a... Private conversation?[/i]
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Yeah sure. [b]lets you in[/b] [b]leaves[/b] [b]activates invisibility cloak and goes back[/b]
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I can see you [i]who?[/i] Tubbs
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[b]is silent[/b] [i]If I don't move or talk then they'll never know...[/i]
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*Mortar grabs you by your arm, he can see you via infrared, and rips off your cloak*
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[b]stands still[/b] [b]doesn't move[/b] [i]If I don't move then they can't see me...[/i] [b]blinks[/b] [i]Crap![/i] [b]activates super speed and leaves with my cloak[/b]
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Damn it
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[b]hides MGS style[/b] [b]is in a cardboard box beside you[/b]
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*ignores you*
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[b]waits for the conversation to begin[/b]
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*Mortar dissolves into the ground, they knew you were there, so they did a type of telepathy*
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[b]can't see you because the box[/b] [b]is waiting still[/b]
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*reforms under the box, sending it flying* You tried to overhear
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[b]pretends to be asleep[/b]
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*you're falling back to the ground, you can't be asleep*
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[b]face plants[/b] What happened?
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I knocked you in the air
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