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I inverted a pair of crash cymbals
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Edited by Motor Minx: 5/1/2016 7:41:53 PMTo dick or not to dick? that is the question
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Are you going to eat that?
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Edited by LahDsai: 4/29/2016 8:54:30 AMWhy do birds suddenly appear, every time you are near? Just like me, they long to be close to you. Why do stars fall down from the sky, every time you walk by? Just like me, they long to be close to you. On the day that you were born the angels got together. And decided to create a dream come true. ... <physical description that doesn't apply> ... Just like me, they long to be close to you...
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How come you left when I needed you most?
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Edited by TisDaHentaiGuy: 4/29/2016 12:55:44 PMWhy do you look like an overweight Matt Damon with down syndrome? [spoiler]to some guy I work with[/spoiler]
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Thanks for the memories even though they weren't that great.
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You're a self entitled bitch that I'm glad left so that I could finally live my life. But I won't say that because I'm nice. Ish.
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STOP SINGING YOU USELESS PIECE OF CRAP. YOU SOUND TERRIBLE AND SHOULD JUMP OFF A BRIDGE.
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I had sex with my teacher and im homeschooled
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Well, I have a serious problem a-and I cant stop doing it. I-I keep... pouring milk first and then cereal. I disgust myself. Need help
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Long life best friend - I -blam!-ed your sister but to my defense we were drunk.
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Well I got nothing so, bump.
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JEN, COME BACK, IT'S BORING AS SHIT WITHOUT YOU AROUND!!!!!!!!
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The FitnessGram™ Pacer Test is a multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but gets faster each minute after you hear this signal. [beep] A single lap should be completed each time you hear this sound. [ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as long as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
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"You're starting to get fat." [spoiler]*while looking in mirror[/spoiler]
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You were fantastic. And you know what? So was I.
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D!ck move, hoe. D!ck move.
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You know, at first everyone said "you should date her" or "you two would make a cute couple", but I always said no, I just saw you as a friend. Later I saw you as a best friend, then I started to grow attached to you...I didn't want to feel that since I knew it was never gonna work out, so I didn't get close to you. But no matter how hard I tried I still grew feelings for you, then some things with my family happened and I felt very sad...then I read the text I sent to you and those always made me smile, the pictures I took of us always made me laugh, and I actually felt happy. I was a fool to think you felt the same way, but it turns out you like chris...but thank you, thank you for teaching me how pathetic I am...
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What the !-blam-! is wrong with you !-blam-! !-blam-! !-blam-! !-blam-! !-blam-! !-blam-! !-blam-! !-blam-!
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Thx for the nudes
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Why are you such uh ath hole? And why are your parents both doctors, but too stupid to realize you are uh ath hole? Also why do some people still like you? It makes no sense, you are just uh ath hole, everyone should hate you. WTF?
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To a annoying kid on my school "Please, take your shitty laugh, personality, and ugly mug. Take then all and kill yourself you worthless bitch."
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REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE