*takes out a massive bowl.* [b]Anything for you my dear kitty[/b]

"Uh..." *He pours some of the cream soda out of the bowl and into his cup.* "Thanks?"

[b]You don't like the bowl?[/b]

*Starts acting all fancy.* "I'm afraid it seems rather uncivilized."

[b]Many Japanese cultures use bowls for teaware. [/b]

"Yes, but it's cream soda... I thought it was because of cats drinking milk or cream out of bowls." (There's no connection between the fact that Sketch is seemingly addicted to cream soda and that cats are commonly thought of as liking milk.)

*stares intently at the bowl* [b]Well, ok.. But I still want a New story![/b]

"A new story huh? Hmmm... Well do you know where I came from?"

[b]I have literally no idea.... [/b]

"Okay then. I believe that I came from another dimension. Actually I should start with how I got the ability to blend in with shadows and the blue stripe on my back since it's sort of connected. My parents both worked in a laboratory and they brought me to that laboratory when I was just a baby. They put an intern in charge of taking care of me while they were working on something especially dangerous. That intern was very incompetent because I ended up drinking about twelve test tubes worth of assorted chemicals. Despite the very low chance of it happening, I survived. And despite the even lower chances of it happening, a blue stripe started forming on my back and I gained the ability to blend in with shadows. Later, when I was 13, (keep in mind he ages faster than people,) I was working alone on a worm hole generator when something went wrong and there was a bright white flash. I eventually woke up in the woods. I think I'm in another dimension because as I wandered, I recognized some places. For about the first five days my instincts completely took me over because I was so confused and scared. Two years later I found the Dojo."

[b]You are quite the accomplished being![/b]