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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/26/2016 2:15:00 PM
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*Mortar's father readies his war axe, the side that didn't have a blade is now replaced with a scythe*
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You know. My mind is being fu[i]c[/i]ked more then Lisa Ann on a Friday. So I have no idea. Oh, by the way, the reason all your clothes are gone is because they burned. Like...[i]WHOOSH![/i] all gone! Must be because we're in the underworld. I put on your weird glasses though. Sneak attacked a demon. Hit a wall. Blacked out for some reason. And now I'm here. [b]He gets up[/b] Let's kill that bitch! [b]He points to the demon [/b]
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*The demon tries to bite at your shoulder*
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[b]He punches the demon the the face then snaps His neck [/b]
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*the demon recoils, but doesn't seem to be damaged* Dude! Use this! *tosses you a sword made of valhite, it is the only thing capable of destroying these tier demons. It is a black claymore with red symbols on it*
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You know, my blade could easily kill this bitch right? But if you insist... [b]He decapitates the demon using one hand on the blade[/b]
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*the demon's body flies away* Great, another spoil of war *picks up the head* You said my clothes burned off right? They couldn't have had because they were fused with the same material in that sword.
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/28/2016 8:06:19 PMUhhhhhhhhhhhh. No idea man.... [b]The throws you the blade and draws his own[/b] Let's just go right now! We got a spirit to kill!
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Okay then. *opens the door, there are multiple rooms, shadows lurking in many of them* On my day off too!
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You get day offs? Why wasn't I told about this!
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I don't get too many. THAT'S why I'm pissed! *Summons sword from tattoo and runs in, attacking as many shadows as possible*
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[spoiler]Oh I thought they were dead[/spoiler] [b]The deity flies in. Decapitating hundreds in only a few blows. [/b]
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[spoiler]Now they are[/spoiler] *The shadows sink into the ground when destroyed.* *There are 8 walls, a door for each wall.* Damn, is this gonna be like Legend of Zelda?
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[b]The Deity looks around[/b] ...Okay. Now. I SHOULD be an expert at this. As I am at everything. But THIS in particular! [b]He walks through the closest door [/b]
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*When the door is open, you are knocked back by a wall of shadow* An expert, you say?
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Oh ha ha very funny. Did you tell that to your dead mom? [b]He puts on a pair of "deal with it" glasses and investigates each of the doors[/b]
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*flips you off when you aren't looking* *opens a door and sees Tubbs fighting Heio*
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Whoa! Little Grimm! Need uh...need some help with that? [spoiler]how r we doing this?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]In another post I made, he also entered the mental state... He may get lost though...[/spoiler] *Heio hisses when he sees Mortar and flies out of tubbs's reach* [i]Come on man![/i] *Tubbs runs after him*
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What? Why would I follow you? I follow no one! .....ah damnit. [b]The Deity runs after Tubbs [/b]
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Don't follow him! It may be a trap!
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[b]The deity speeds over to you, then puts you in front of him[/b] Then good thing the hero will be here to protect me! Lead on!
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*Heio seems to turn around quickly, and picks up Tubbs* No, wait... That's Tubbs.
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[spoiler]Dude. I have no idea what's going on right now. Plz explain [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]I tried to include tubbs in it and failed. (._. )[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Yaaa. Let's just keep rolling with me ya?[/spoiler] [b]The Deity moves onward[/b] [spoiler]The thing with quests, is that you have to give people different things to do. You can't have them really tag team. Eg.) back with my quest. Zane had to find 4 orbs of light. All of which went to different places. So then, I could just have one member on each one. [/spoiler]
