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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/26/2016 11:41:51 AM
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Oh. Yeah, you don't look like my dad very much
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However, you do look familiar...
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Wait what?
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You look like a corpse I mangled long ago.
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That sounds fun. I'm Tubbs. Who did you say your son is?
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[i]His name is Gore, but he calls himself "Mortar."[/i]
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Oh yeah him. He was in a tournament. I think he lost on his second fight. But I did too so...
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[i]of course. He was awful in fights[/i]
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I guess you can come in. But i'll have to follow you around
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[i]and why is that?[/i]
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Make sure you don't cause trouble
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[i]What kind of trouble?[/i] *Mortar appears from the ground* Father. [i]Gore.[/i] Do not call me that anymore. [i]I can and will.[/i]
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Oh, sorry Tubbs. This is my father.
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I know. He told me. Btw, do you have any baby pictures of Mortar?
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He never really liked me... Don't know why he's coming to me now. *glare at each other*
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So that's a no. There goes my blackmailing opportunity.
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[i]pardon?[/i]
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Oh nothing.
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[i]Can you let me in, so we can have a... Private conversation?[/i]
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Yeah sure. [b]lets you in[/b] [b]leaves[/b] [b]activates invisibility cloak and goes back[/b]
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I can see you [i]who?[/i] Tubbs
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[b]is silent[/b] [i]If I don't move or talk then they'll never know...[/i]
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*Mortar grabs you by your arm, he can see you via infrared, and rips off your cloak*
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[b]stands still[/b] [b]doesn't move[/b] [i]If I don't move then they can't see me...[/i] [b]blinks[/b] [i]Crap![/i] [b]activates super speed and leaves with my cloak[/b]
