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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/25/2016 5:49:39 PM
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[b]You feel a gun pressed to the back of the head[/b] "you better stop"
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*doesnt stop*
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[b]Fires, blowing out your Brains[/b]
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*flower blooms again replacing the one you've shot* [spoiler]im a plant my dude[/spoiler]
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[u]Po poomphs next to you, staring at the oversized plant.[/u] How long did it take to culture that thing? I love gardening, but I don't think I could do that.
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About 2 hours ...
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[u]Po nods, noticeably impressed. [/u] Damn. You need to teach me your methods.
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You know what? I've tackled the garden before, I will end you! *puts hand between shoulder blades, and his dark blue sword with green flames appears in his hand* I will avenge the puppies!
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Did you change your name or something? Idk who you are
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[spoiler]No. But I planned a noob training program in the garden... You beat me to it.[/spoiler]
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Ah ... Not in my garden buddy boy
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*hurls an iron ball at the fly traps, crushing them*
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*the garden regrows around the ball consuming it*
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damn it... *thinks on what to do* *sets garden ablaze*
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Plants are flame retardant lol
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Fak! *coughs up own spores, then sets them on fire, making everything more flammable* [spoiler]My spores are SUPER flammable[/spoiler]
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... It's like trying to burn a rock m8
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*a rock covered in flammable spores, it can be done because it raises the temp by a LOT!* *grabs puppies when you're blinded and dissolves into the ground*
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[spoiler]puppies are already food m8 ... Only alive one is with chubbs[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]he had more[/spoiler]
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The ones in the ship are already back in the garden ... He keeps trying to outsmart me
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*finds more live pups and leaves with them*
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... Eh whatever ... My plants will be fed eventually
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Throw yourself in there! That'll feed em!
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... "No I'd much rather feed you to them ... It would be much more quiet around here ... Now I suggest you leave before you get hurt" *the flower on my face opens up revealing multiple pink tendrils* (In a deep gurgling voice) "Gardening can be dangerous*
