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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/24/2016 7:55:20 PM
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Edited by BrandRobKus: 4/24/2016 8:45:51 PM*forms next to you* Hello there. Who are you?
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I'm nobody, just slicing open a cat thing for my pizza.
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Who, sketch? Don't worry, he's the family ass. He's a good ass though, let him be. You know, I think I have a slice left, do you want it? It's got bacon!
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"I can hear you Mortar..."
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You were supposed to.
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*A catwolf appears from the shadows.* "Hello... Who are you supposed to buh?"
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"Just some guy looking for a restaurant. I'm famished."
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"Hold on..." *Pulls out a bag of mints with assorted restaurant logos on their wrappers.* "Will this work?"
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"Ah, that'll do nicely." *nom nom*
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"What are you doing here other than eating my mint collection?"
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"Looking for a restaurant, like I said."
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"That's seriously it? Why do you need a sword to find a restaurant?"
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"Nobody gets in the way of my pizza. Nobody."
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*Holds up a fresh slice of pizza with a tag that has your name on it. He eats it.* "Hm? What?"
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*slowly unsheathes sword* Better hope you don't digest that badly because I'm getting it back right now.
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"Oh really?" *Touches between his shoulders with his right hand and a sword that is glowing white appears in his hand. He does the same with his left hand and a flamethrower appears.*
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*mutters* "Sword wielding pyromaniacal wolf cat thing.. awesome."
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You like it? It's a tattoo that summons his sword, and another that summons the other. Thanks to Mortar's tattoo shack!
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"You are not going to cut me open... Or else I'm going to have to cook you." *Makes a gesture with his flamethrower.*
