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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/23/2016 4:13:27 AM
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CRAP!!! MY HAND IS CUT AND ON FIRE!!! THIS ISN'T MY DAY!!!
[b]lets it be on fire to damage you more[/b]
[b]uppercuts you[/b]
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[b]I'm knocked back, and get back to my feet.. Or what's left of them, since they are beginning to char as well.. My face is burned by the attack.. With my left eye caught in the flames, impairing me further.. I realize that I need to finish this fight quickly. The flames intensify and I start running at you with full force[/b] At this point, I'm going to be a smoldering pile of ash regardless of the outcome... Might as well make a second pile! [spoiler][b]I get sidetracked with thought as I'm running:[/b] [i]Would it make two separate piles since he has two forms, or one slightly larger than average pile than normal... Wait... what is an average size for a pile of ashes anyway? Hang on.. Focus dammit![/i][/spoiler] [b]I ram into you, forcing my sword forward in your direction[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/23/2016 4:28:41 AM[spoiler]one large pile[/spoiler] STOP!!!!!! Killing me before I submit is against the rules. Therefore, you cannot make a 2nd pile. But i'm gonna act like you can. Resume. [b]wants to dodge[/b] [b]can't keep dodging attacks[/b] Oh well. [b]jumps so you stab my leg[/b] [b]as I come down i hit the top of your head with my elbow[/b]
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[spoiler]Tubbs we both know that wouldn't be a kill move [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hehehe[/spoiler]
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[b]The sword is still stuck in your leg. It begins burning the wound, with fire spreading around it, before fizzling out, and reforming in my hand, which is now almost bone [/b]
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EW!!!! [b]limps into the fun house laughing at the fact I limped and still made it without being hit[/b]
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[b]I begin approaching the funhouse, and I set it ablaze. Fighting against every nerve in my body in order to remain conscious, I continue running after you, the sword continuing to crackle with fire[/b]
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[b]you see me standing there looking at you[/b] [b]i seem taller[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 4:51:30 AM[b]I realize what's going on, and kick what may or may not be a mirror over. I turn around to face what may or may not be you [/b] Enough stalling! We end this! Waiting until I barbecue myself is a dishonorable way to fight!
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/23/2016 5:06:06 AM[spoiler]dang, you caught on[/spoiler] [b]i tackle you[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 5:04:29 AM[spoiler]*sigh*.. I'll allow it..[/spoiler] [b]I loose my balance due to the weight, but the flames ignite you completely, setting you on once again. I begin stabbing you to get you off of me, as my flesh begins peeling on my arms[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/23/2016 5:05:37 AMOW!!! [spoiler]i'm gonna edit it to where I tackle you[/spoiler] [b]punches you in the face with all my strength[/b] [b]keeps punching[/b]
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[b]My jaw is dislocated slightly, and I retort by stabbing your chest with the fire-sword. The flame begins to burn my shoulders[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/23/2016 5:14:54 AM[b]after you stab me I smile[/b] [b]pushes down on your chest really hard[/b] [b]rolls off of you and crawls outside[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 5:19:46 AM[spoiler]So.. Wouldn't the fact that I stabbed you multiple times with my sword have any effect? I've been trying to be fair with the damage to myself, but I can't help but notice that you shrugged off a few things..[/spoiler] [b]The fire engulfs you as you make contact with me, and my ribs crack further. The flames begin to spread across your body[/b]
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[spoiler]yee, that's why i'm crawling[/spoiler] [spoiler]very, very, slowly[/spoiler] [spoiler]and painfully[/spoiler] [b]makes it outside and to the middle of the carnival[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 5:31:36 AM[spoiler]Ah. Ok! Thanks for clearing things up.[/spoiler] [b]I start walking after you, clutching my chest, which has also begun burning. The flameblade dances in my free hand. [/b] [spoiler]Dancing as in fire. I'm kind of overdoing the wording...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]sorry, I said I was crawling but not really saying that it was painful and slow.[/spoiler] [b]goes human again[/b] Ahh, this feels so much better. [b]gets up and summons a fire spear[/b] [b]makes it charge at your right knee[/b]
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[b]I deflect with the blade[/b] Enjoy that feeling.. Human form roasts easier.. I mean look at me! [b]I run up and stab you, my legs barely keeping me up. Nonetheless, my blade explodes outward into a massive inferno, which surrounds both and engulfs you, as well as me, causing me to burn further. I am slowly loosing awareness of the pain, given that my nerve endings were fried to a crisp, and I'm growing increasingly more aggressive with my attacks.[/b]
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[b]uses Pants[/b] Time to finish this, just like it started. [b]activates super strength and speed[/b] [b]runs and slides under your legs while punching your balls 20 times[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 6:08:44 AM[b]my balls have burned off in the funhouse. I continue to watch you punch the air as I stab downward on to you[/b] [spoiler]I'm thinking we find a way to wrap this up.. We could either wait for the morning and get the verdict then, or I could just drop out or something. I'm not really interested in winning.. I just wanted to get involved with some fights. Up to you which way you want this to go. I'm too tired to keep this going for much longer..[/spoiler]
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[b]Pants last 2 turns[/b] YOUR BALLS BURNED OFF!!!!!! [spoiler]i fell asleep[/spoiler] [b]gets away from you[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 3:03:00 PM[b]I rush forward again and jump at you to stab, my sword flaring with heat. A rib fully breaks in the process as I launch myself at you.[/b]
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Ouch. [b]gets scythe[/b] [b]jumps toward you[/b] [spoiler]i assume time is gonna be up before any of us stab and then we faceplant and be judged. Or do you wanna keep fighting until he makes us quit. He didn't say time was up yet so... [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]lets just stop here. I think this might be one of the longest fights I've finished..[/spoiler]
