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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/23/2016 3:18:53 AM
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EVERY TIME!!! Alright, take it like a man... take it like a man...
[b]looks at you[/b]
SCREW IT!!! I'M A WOLF!!!
[b]runs at you and does a drop kick[/b]
[i]Please don't stab my foot![/i]
[spoiler][i]this is what i'm thinking btw, not saying[/i][/spoiler]
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[b]I hold my swords up to block. This only partially works, and I stumble backwards[/b]
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MY FOOT!!! [b]gets on all fours[/b] Dibs on winning. [b]tackles you and uses all my strength to crush you as much as I can[/b]
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Did you just call dibs in the middle of a fight?! It doesn't work like that! [b]A few of my ribs crack.. But my armor begins heating up again.[/b]
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Yes it does. [b]feels the heat[/b] OW!!! [b]jumps off of you[/b] Hot feet! Hot feet! [b]jumps around[/b]
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[b]Rushes at you, and stabs at your chest with both swords while you are running. This causes my ribs to crack further.[/b]
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[b]when you stab me my face gets serious and I seem angry[/b] Was... that... a kill move? [b]i turn bigger and buffer[/b] [b]picks you up by the leg and slams you into the ground[/b] [spoiler]RAGE MODE[/spoiler]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 3:53:48 AMIf it was a kill move.. [b]Coughs blood[/b]... You'd be dead... [b]The fire coming from my armor stops.. And begins coming from [i]me[/i]. My armor begins to burn away, as a familiar sword begins forming out of the embers in my hand. I am literally on fire. (It should be noted that I am not fireproof, and that using this ability is slowly burning me alive) [/b]
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True... [b]you catch on fire[/b] I didn't do it! It was that guy! [b]points at a random clown[/b]
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[b]I stand, blazing, and charge at you with the sword. I jump and aim at your chest once again. My hands have blackened[/b]
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I don't wanna die... [b]steps to the side and dodges[/b] [b]punches you in the back of the head as you pass me[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 4:05:47 AM[b]I fall on to my knees. As I begin to stand, the fire spreads to your hand, as the flames continue to burn my arms. It makes me stop for a moment[/b]
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AH!!! [b]starts blowing on it and rolls around[/b]
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[b]I struggle to get over the pain, and force myself up. I start walking towards you[/b]
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Hi. [b]smiles[/b] [b]gets up[/b] [b]walks up to you and back hands you[/b] [b]hand gets caught on fire[/b] [b]instantly regrets decision[/b]
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[b]I hold up the fire-sword to block, as my hand becomes extremely charred[/b]
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CRAP!!! MY HAND IS CUT AND ON FIRE!!! THIS ISN'T MY DAY!!! [b]lets it be on fire to damage you more[/b] [b]uppercuts you[/b]
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[b]I'm knocked back, and get back to my feet.. Or what's left of them, since they are beginning to char as well.. My face is burned by the attack.. With my left eye caught in the flames, impairing me further.. I realize that I need to finish this fight quickly. The flames intensify and I start running at you with full force[/b] At this point, I'm going to be a smoldering pile of ash regardless of the outcome... Might as well make a second pile! [spoiler][b]I get sidetracked with thought as I'm running:[/b] [i]Would it make two separate piles since he has two forms, or one slightly larger than average pile than normal... Wait... what is an average size for a pile of ashes anyway? Hang on.. Focus dammit![/i][/spoiler] [b]I ram into you, forcing my sword forward in your direction[/b]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/23/2016 4:28:41 AM[spoiler]one large pile[/spoiler] STOP!!!!!! Killing me before I submit is against the rules. Therefore, you cannot make a 2nd pile. But i'm gonna act like you can. Resume. [b]wants to dodge[/b] [b]can't keep dodging attacks[/b] Oh well. [b]jumps so you stab my leg[/b] [b]as I come down i hit the top of your head with my elbow[/b]
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[spoiler]Tubbs we both know that wouldn't be a kill move [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hehehe[/spoiler]
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[b]The sword is still stuck in your leg. It begins burning the wound, with fire spreading around it, before fizzling out, and reforming in my hand, which is now almost bone [/b]
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EW!!!! [b]limps into the fun house laughing at the fact I limped and still made it without being hit[/b]
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[b]I begin approaching the funhouse, and I set it ablaze. Fighting against every nerve in my body in order to remain conscious, I continue running after you, the sword continuing to crackle with fire[/b]
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[b]you see me standing there looking at you[/b] [b]i seem taller[/b]
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Edited by DigitalNinja: 4/23/2016 4:51:30 AM[b]I realize what's going on, and kick what may or may not be a mirror over. I turn around to face what may or may not be you [/b] Enough stalling! We end this! Waiting until I barbecue myself is a dishonorable way to fight!
