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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
Edited by Skatch142:
4/22/2016 5:06:25 PM
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*Sketch appears from the shadows, he is unarmed.*
"Who wants to do some hand-to-hand combat? No weapons."
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[b]Tesuto walks over[/b] I will- "OH SHIT MAN!" [b]The deity kicks Tesuto sending him to the winter mountains[/b] Let's go! Me you! Right now! Shirts off!
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"FIAUUUUUHHH!!!!!" *He dropkicks the deity.*
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[b]The deity grabs his ankle and throws him to the ground[/b] Come on man. You gotta bring your ass up! Makes you faster and more powerful! [b]He drop kicks you[/b] See?
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*He jumps to the side to dodge you.* "Tell me if I'm doing this right..." *He sprints towards you and pulls his hand back to punch you. Just before he hits you, he pulls his arm back and knees you in the gut.*
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[b]You feel the bones in your knee fracture as you hit him in his Armour[/b] Ya! Buy you thought it was a smart idea to hit someone where they are most protected smart ass! [b]He uppercuts you, sending you off the ground a bit [/b]
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[spoiler]I assumed you would'nt be wearing armor... Hand-to-hand combat becomes very one-sided when someone wears armor. Oh well. [/spoiler] *He gets up.* "I took an electric arrow not just to one knee, but to both..." *He sprints towards you and slashes you in the face with his claws.*
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[quote]"I took an electric arrow not just to one knee, but to both..."[/quote] [spoiler]you're welcome[/spoiler]
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[b]He grabs your claws and twists your wrist. He punches you in the nose sending you into the ground[/b] [spoiler]Yaaa...the issue is that the armour for him is like a second skin. He like...never take it off.[/spoiler] AWEEEEE SHIT! If this were a cat fight, I would have gotten Nicki Minaj and a camera!
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"Hardy har har." *He backs up and gestures for you to attack.*
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[b]He cracks his neck. Then hits his fists together. He Throws a powerful right punch at you[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 10:50:42 PM*He ducks down and grabs your elbow with his right hand. Using your momentum against you, he flips you over him onto your back.*
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[b]As he lands on his back, he kicks you in the back of your knee. You completely flip over since it feels like a Jet just decided to run into you. The deity flips back up, grabs you by the collar and throws you through a tree[/b] HOOOOOOOOOOWEE! If you were really a cat you'd be landing on all fours now wouldn't ya?
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 11:03:16 PM*He lands on all fours... On the side of the tree...* "See? I did it. Annnnd I think I'm stuck."
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[b]There is no response for a moment. Then you hear a sloooooooow clap... *clap* ..... *clap* ...... *clap* ...... ...... ....... *clap*[/b] Really just...good job just...wow. Really great.
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"Could you come over here and help me?"
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I don't know man. I uhh...*yaaawns* Oh man. Kinda tired. Think I might sleep a bit. [b]No one seems to be coming to help you...[/b] [spoiler]Fights not over lol[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 11:22:17 PM[spoiler]No, it's not.[/spoiler] *He starts shaking frantically trying to let go of the tree.* "HHHEEEEEELLLLLP!!!!! I GOT STUCK IN A TREEEE!!!!"
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[b]Out of nowhere, he feels the power of a semi-truck strike him in the chest. Sending you through the tree and into a very...large crater[/b] Just kidding. Ha! [b]The deity jumps down into the crater. He puts up his fists[/b] Your turn Furboy...
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/22/2016 11:37:59 PM*He winces as he speaks.* "Okay... I wasn't actually stuck. I was trying to get you to come close so I could maul you. I guess that backfired... And what did you call me? I don't really know what that means..." *He kicks you in the crotch and sweeps your legs.* [spoiler]Sketch himself doesn't actually know what a furry is.[/spoiler]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/22/2016 11:40:03 PM[spoiler]Yaaaaa that's the fun thing about the deity. He breaks the fourth wall.[/spoiler] [b]When the kick hits his iron patriots, a *ding* is heard. The deity jumps over your legs and punches you in the face again[/b] Balls. Of. STEEL BABY! [spoiler]As he gets cockier he usually makes more mistakes[/spoiler] [spoiler]Though it's still kind of impossible for him to loose...this is more of a fun fight[/spoiler]
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*Gets hit in the face. And spits out a tooth.* "Okay, I don't think I can do this without help..." *He pulls out a leaf of catnip in a vacuum sealed bag and opens it." "EXCELSIOR!!!!" *He punches you twelve times in the face and then tackles you.*
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/23/2016 3:30:31 AM[b]The deity takes all the hits. Your fist hurts a lot after that...like you thought punching a wall was a smart idea... He reels back from the tackle, but you aren't able to take him down. He picks you up and slams you down on the ground[/b] OH! REKT!
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"Are you sure?" *Slides between your legs and climbs onto your back. He puts you in a choke hold.*
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[b]He stands still[/b] You uhhhh. Having a little trouble there? [b]Its incredibly difficult to choke him for some weird possibly comical reason...[/b]
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*Starts biting your head in a sort of comical way to go along with the comical fact that he is comically having trouble comically choking you... Comical.*
