Note: these carols don't all have to be hateful, just destiny related haha
Disappointed with the latest update, mine goes something like this...
*ahem*
Hark! The pissed off players sing
"You screwed us with RNG
This game is, a piece of crap
And now we want our money back."
DeeJ spewed bunch of lies
Claimed our gripes were recognized
With blood boiling in our veins
Vex was nerfed, exotics changed
With blood boiling in our veins
We're still playing broken raids
If you thought, that they were done
Making fools of everyone
Think again, heres DLC
"If you don't buy it, then you're cheap"
Veiled in crap, most updates
Were just a slap in the face
Pleased was no one, we're all sad
Bungie sold false hope then laughed
Pleased was no one, most are mad
And this was all from Bungie's slack
Hail to DeeJ and Bungie
Hail these liars and these thieves
Hotfixes that dont fix s**t
Just make this more obnoxious
DeeJ spewed bunch of lies
Claimed our gripes were recognized
With blood boiling in our veins
No new game modes, or gameplay
With blood boiling in our veins
You sold us, one shi-tty-yy gaaaaame
I hope im not the only one who does this haha
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Necrobump