So, me and my friends were mucking about in VoG, and I think we uncovered something huge.
We found that if we all spammed firebolt grenades and used fusion rifles during the Atheon fight, and killed him with nothing but those two, after he died, our benevolent lord DeeJ would appear, on a throne of Gjallarhorns.
With all six of us staring in awe, DeeJ stood and spoke.
'Hello, Guardians. I, as you know, am DeeJ. You have summoned me with your game-breaking cheesiness, and I would like to gift you some things.
The first gift is:
Nerfing fusion rifles.
The second gift I will give you is this chest.' A chest appeared in front of him.
'Use its contents wisely.'
All six of us craving loot after receiving nothing but chatterwhite for the 6,043,754th time, rushed to the chest, to discover a Year 1, non-infusable DeeJbreaker's Bow waiting for each of us. After earning DeeJ's favour by going flawless with it, 720 no scoping exactly 69 noobs with it, and drinking the tears of each and every Desticle on #Offtopic, we were given the Imprecations questline, with one major difference.
You had to get the head shots with a rocket launcher.
So, after five of us completed it (Doug couldn't do it, he fu*king sucks), we were told to run Skolas. After completing it in two seperate groups, our games merged and we all received an artefact.
It was the Scrotum of Xylar, at 0 light.
The trail went cold there. If ANYONE has info that can help us, please let me know in a comment below. I believe that at the end of this, we'll unlock a hidden quest to unlock the Zen Meteor on Xbox.
Plz halp
Thx
This has been the nightly news, with your host, Fedorax. Goodbye, and have a good night.
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I have not laughed this hard since my gf lost her pop tart LMFAOO