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Edited by Snarkii: 9/30/2015 4:22:38 AM
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We're just Extras: Take 1, Eris Morn & Sweeper Bot

So, I've decided to make a little side-series next to TLoTC. It's about the humorous happenings in the lives of the characters around Destiny when the Trio's backs are turned, ranging from Amanda Holliday, to Zavala. (In other words... A - Z) Get ready to see stories about all your favorites! (Or you know, you can just request it!) [b]Meet the Extras[/b] [b]Eris Morn[/b] Loves sweaters, coffee, and cats Especially cats Oversized turtleneck sweaters are a plus Frappuccinos = favorite type of coffee [b]Sweeper Bot[/b] Calm Cool Collected Always doing his duty, and never getting appreciated for it ________ "AH!" Eris Morn awoke with a scream, sitting up in her bed. Another nightmare about Crota... She sighed, maneuvering her legs so that they rested on the side of her bed, as she rubbed her green eyes that oozed with some kind of black secretion... Standing up finally and stretching, she looked around her room. She felt like she was missing something... "Oh, right." Eris said to herself as she went into her closet to grab a beige oversized sweater. Putting it on, she grabbed her... [i]rock[/i], that lied on her desk. It was time to prepare for another day at the Tower... After popping two toaster strudels into her toaster, Eris looked around for the remote to her television. "Where in the Light's name did I put it...?" She asked herself, lifting up the cushion of one of her couches. Hearing a meow, she set her cushion back in place and directed her attention to the source of the meow. Her cat. Getting on her knees to be at her cat's level, she started to talk to the feline. "Fluffy," Eris began, "[i]Where[/i] did you put the remote?" Fluffy licked his paw nonchalantly, obviously having no idea what Eris was talking about... "You're conspiring with someone aren't you?!" Eris said frantically. How could she trust anyone, if she couldn't trust her own cat?! "If you're working with the Hive-- OH MY--" Eris jumped up, running over to her toaster. "MY STRUDELS!" She frantically pressed the button to pop up the strudels, and out they popped. Burnt, hard, not flaky in the delicious way... "Why...?" Eris Morn whimpered. "Why must these things happen to me...?" ______________________________________________ Strudeless and grumpy, Eris Morn, now wearing her usual Tower attire, cradled her orb in both of her hands as she watched Guardians pass by her. Undoubtedly peeved that she couldn't have a proper breakfast. "Hey Eris," a random Titan greeted as he approached her, "I just came by to turn in some bount--" "HISSSSSSSSS!" Eris hissed with undisguised malice. The Titan jumped at Eris sudden hiss and raised his hands up defensively. "Okay, okay! I'm out!" The Titan said, slowly walking away, hands still raised. Eris watched him walked away, frowning deeply, until an oh so familiar smell arouses her senses. "[i]Coffee[/i]?" Eris thought aloud, turning her head to look around for the source of that beautiful aroma. And not too far away, a Warlock was enjoying a cup of frothy pumpkin spice latte. Eris' frowned disappear, and a sinister grin morphed onto her face. She had to be sly, sneaky, and cool about this. "Ho hum..." The Warlock said to himself as he read a data pad, taking another sip of his coffee. After setting down his cup, he felt an ominous aura behind him. Looking behind himself, he sees that it was Eris. Staring him down. "GIVE IT!" Eris shouted maniacally as she held out one twitchy hand towards the Warlock. "GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" The Warlock screamed as he made a break for it, arms flailing. Eris watched him flee, and then looked at the lone cup on the table. Picking it up, she took a deep breath of the coffee and sipped, giggling giddily afterwards. "Heehee, I regret nothing~..." ______________________________________________ [B]SWEEPER BOT'S COMING SOON[/B]

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