originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
[quote]>I was only nine years old
>I loved (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) so much
>I had all the merchandise and movies
>Pray to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) every night
>Thanking him for the life I've been given
>(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is love, I'd say, (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) is life
>My dad hears me, calls me a fgt
>I tell him he's just jealous of my devotion to (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>call him a desticle
>he slaps me and sends me to my room to sleep
>I'm crying now, and my face hurts
>As I lay in bed, it's really cold
>I feel a warmth moving towards me
>I feel something touch me
>It's (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
>He whispers in my ear "o bb"
>(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) grasps me with his powerful (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) hands
>forces me on to my hands and knees
>I'm ready (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)[/quote]
[spoiler]( ☭ ͜ʖ☭) We do this for Mother Russia[/spoiler]
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Why....
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For mother Russia, of course
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Mother russia's a bitch anyway
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*decapitates the lenny*
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I wouldn't if I were you........
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O bby ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )