This is definitely me when My Morning Was The Definition Of "First World Problems" 1: My expensive razor broke and I had to use a cheap $2 razor to finish shaving this morning. 2: During my exercise routine, I found out one of my favorite songs to jog to was deleted. 3: Some people from the city came for inspection of my house and now I have to move my furnace I had put in 6 inches to the left. 4: I tried making a burrito today but it was too big to fit in the microwave. 5: I couldn't find a guitar pick for guitar practice this morning. 6: I found that one of the keys on my Wurlitzer piano is out of tune. 7: All my good cereal is gone and now I have to get more. 8: The head on my snare broke again (That was legitimately annoying) 9: Ran out of Gold for my Xbox. 10: I couldn't find the 1.5mm adapter for my headphones. So, yeah. There's my morning of being an entitled bitch. Hope you have a nice day.