>be boy >have super hot first date coming up >plan special road trip into mountains for dinner >be girl >waiting for boy, has to nervous shit >be about to go when boy shows up >hfw she has to cancel her toilet appointment >be in car with boy >be in car for long time >hfw the gates of anus are being furiously knocked on >be in car more >she can't take it anymore, force boy to stop the car >be boy >Be freaking out in inside because "stop the car" >firstdateruined.gif >pull over in snowy mountain road. >girl rushes out of car to back >not check on her because boy logic >after a few minutes hear name called >ohshitimintroubble.jpeg >get out of car and walked to back >hrw he finds her with her pants down and steaming girl chocolate in snow below >hfw "my butt is frozen to your trunk" >hrw he doesn't have any warm liquid >hfacew they make eye contact >hfw she asked if he had to pee >be girl >hfw her date is peeing on her butt to get her unstuck >finally unstuck >get back in car >finish date Be me >mfw they are getting married this year >mfw true story Edit: for all of you doubters; this is actually a true story. Links to more shitstories that are pretty unbelievable as well Shitstory2: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/200945260/0/0 Shitstory3: