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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/18/2016 1:49:18 AM
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Ya it's actually pretty funny. ANYWAYS! [b]The deity begins swinging his blade, as giant wide beams of light start flying at Smaug[/b] [spoiler]This may or may not be a cannon fight. I just feel like the deity has been cooped up for too long [/spoiler]
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[b]he breathes fire at it[/b] [spoiler]one of those things where the 2 giant beams collide and the strongest person wins[/spoiler] [b]you get tackled by Garth[/b] Hey guys! Was just passing by and saw Smaug fighting so I decided to help. [b]Smaug flys down to you and turns human[/b] [b]Both the people get ready to fight[/b] [spoiler]we all know that your character can't be beat by 1 person[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Or any person[/spoiler] [b]The deity twirls the blade around in his hand[/b] Well hey there two face! God your ugly. I guess that's what happens when you try to fight somebody who will ALWAYS be better then you. [spoiler]The deity grinned his face against a tree remember?[/spoiler]
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[b]Garth puts his hood up and smiles[/b] [b]he pulls out a bow and arrow[/b] [b]Smaug pulls out a sword[/b] [b]Garth shoots an arrow and it glows red[/b] [b]its aiming for the chest[/b]
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[b]The deity let's the arrow hit, the arrow realizes the mistake it's made and dips the fu[i]c[/i]k out before it hits[/b] .....wow. Really good job dick. Try again?
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[b]before it dips out it blows up[/b] [b]Smaug drops the sword and rips a tree out of the ground[/b] [b]hits you in the face as if he's stabbing you with it[/b] [b]Garth picks the sword up and jumps then slams it down on your head[/b]
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[b]The deity begins cutting up the tree like a Cucumber on a cutting board. Since the sword gets in the way, he also cuts up the sword. The deity blade begins to light up.[/b]
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Smaug: Weapons won't work... Garth: Guess not. Smaug: If he cut up the weapons what happens if you punch him? Garth: NOSE GOES!!! [b]Garth wins[/b] [b]Smaug punches you in the face with all his strength[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/18/2016 9:14:33 PM[b]The deity catches his fist[/b] Buddy. Your magical dragon powers don't mean shit when they go up against true strength. [b]The deity impales Smuag with the blade, and throws him off the blade sending his body flying[/b]
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[b]he lays on the ground bleeding[/b] [b]Garth runs and slides over to his body[/b] Garth: Come on! Stay with me! Smaug: This is totally gonna make me abandon Tubbs in the tournament fight. Garth: What? Smaug: Nothing, just call in one of your birds. Garth: Right. [b]Garth whistles and a giant eagle comes and picks Smaug up and flies away[/b] [b]Garth then comes up with a plan[/b] You think your tough? Come on! Hit me!
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[b]The deity twirls his blade again[/b] Last time you played this game, it cost you your face. [b]The deity decapitates the crippled bird on the ground[/b] Last Chance two face.
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You know you just decapitated the ground right? [b]the bird is gone[/b]
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[b]The grounds head falls off. ....the deity just caused an earthquake[/b] You were saying?
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Weird... [b]walks away[/b]
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Edited by Inflatablepants: 4/18/2016 11:08:25 PM....well that was anti-climactic. [b]The deity starts doing random poses[/b]
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[b]smiles and looks at the camera[/b] And that kids, is how you survive an attack from a wild Deity.
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[b]A little jingle plays[/b]
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[b]winks and walks off[/b]
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[b]Claps[/b]
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[b]in the background you hear a bunch of laughing as if you're in a TV show[/b]
