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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/18/2016 12:37:37 AM
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[spoiler]no, bad Pants[/spoiler]
[b]kicks him in the face[/b]
[i]What the fudge man?[/i]
[b]it speaks to you through your mind[/b]
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[b]The deity falls and grabs him by the foot[/b] Oh "fudge." Really? Fu[i]c[/i]k you you...oversized chicken! Yaaaaa I don't know what the hell you are.
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[i]Let go please.[/i]
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[b]He starts punching the chicken. It feels like he's getting hit by Semi-Trucks[/b] Stupid-oversized-CHICKEN
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*Something touches your mind.* -FOR THE SAKE OF POINTLESS VIOLENCE!!!!!- *A black and red, bobcat-sized, two headed bird that is bored as well flies up and tries to scratch your face with it's talons. The tag on his leg says "Malik, Property of Sketch Wheatley.*
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[b]The deity, since he already pulled down tubbs bird, decides to be non-cannon and jumps at the new bird. Strangling it. Not choking, strangling.[/b]
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*He digs his huge talons into your arms.* -There's a reason Layla had my talons cut before giving me to Sketch... They grow back within a day.-
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[b]The deity doesn't care. Because the talons bend when they go against his muscles[/b] STUPID BIRD! [b]He starts punching the bird in the face repeatedly[/b]
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*The bird doesn't seem to mind.*
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....ok you know what. [b]The deity touches the birds skull with his index finger. The birds head explodes. The deity floats to the ground [/b]
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"FIAUUUUUHHHH!!!!!" *Sketch comes out of nowhere and drop kicks the deity.* "wait... I'm still in a fight..." *He suddenly undropkicks the deity and disappears. The bird flies away unharmed.* [spoiler]Don't you dare mess with my bird...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh I thought it was a throw away thing[/spoiler] [b]The deity Non-cannonly kills the bird another 1000 times. [/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/18/2016 1:35:43 AM*Each time the bird dies, Sketch drop kicks the deity again... This doesn't really make sense. But Sketch doesn't enjoy making sense.*
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[b]Since its non-cannon, these things just happen. The Deity makes love to Scarlett Johansen while he's at it. [/b]
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*As Sketch keeps drop kicking the deity and Scarlet Johanson, he eats a few home improvement magazines and then starts making a hat out of duct tape.*
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[b]Explosionzzzx[/b]
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*Sketches new duct tape shoes explode.* "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!" *He now has iron bars on his feet as he continues to drop kick you endlessly.*
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/18/2016 1:02:10 AM[i]I hate this place.[/i] [b]you see a metal tag around one of it's legs[/b] [b]It says:[/b] Shadow, property of Sargentubbs
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Huh. You belong to the Lil'Grimm eh? Well... [b]The deity pulls down on the birds legs. Making him fly into the ground[/b] TIME FOR A LITTLE CAPTURE THE BIG BLACK WEIRD BIRD THING! [spoiler]Game....START![/spoiler] [b]Tubbs gets a not delivered into his beauty supplies[/b] [i]Yo Grimm. I got your weird bird thing. Come get it! HA![/i]
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[b]is in tournament[/b] [b]Smaug gets the note and goes to you in dragon form[/b] [b]lands and turns human[/b] Who might you be?
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Your new NEMESIS! For the day at least. And now I have your bird! Prepare to die! [b]The deity picks up a tree and hits Smaug like a baseball, sending him into the sky[/b]
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[b]he stops in the sky and turns dragon[/b] RELEASE SHADOW!!! NOW!!!!
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[b]The deity spins his blade[/b] I'd like to see you try World eater. OH WAIT! ALL I HAVE TO DO IS HAVE A LITTLE BOY SHOOT AN ARROW AT YOU TO KILL YOU!
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Wrong Smaug. I'm not actually him. But Tubbs is stupid and named me after him. Good try though.
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Your right! BUT ALL I NEED ARE A COUPLE MODS ON SKYRIM TO TURN YOU INTO THOMAS THE FU[i]C[/i]KING TRAIN ENGINE!
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That seems fun.
