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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/18/2016 12:13:31 AM
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[b]a 2 headed black bird the size of a bobcat flies around the Dojo bored[/b]
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-starts shooting missiles at it for no reason-
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[i]WHY IS EVERYONE HERE SO MEAN!!![/i] [b]dodges them all[/b]
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"I JUST WANT TO SEE SOMETHING DIE! And to test out this new launcher!"
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[b]it flies down and head buts you[/b] [i]When Tubbs hears about this you'll be sorry.[/i]
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-fires off tracking missiles- "I HOPE I AM!"
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[b]Smaug goes in front of them and takes the hit[/b] [b]he lands and goes human mode[/b] [b]he grabs the launcher and snaps it in half[/b] What's the problem?
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"Nothing at all. Just need something to..." -voices lowers drastically, the blue laser eye turns dark red- "...KILL..."
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Have at it somewhere else. This Dojo is under my protection. [b]claws grow from his hands and his dragon wings come out of his back[/b]
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"I'm not talking about murdering one of you. I'm talking about that damn bird!" [spoiler]This was AngryAssaultrons character. Not sure if you noticed. Thank you. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]oh ok[/spoiler] Leave it alone.
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"Fine..." -the eye changes back to light blue-
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Glad we didn't have to fight. [b]leaves with the bird[/b]
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[b]The deity jumps up and decapitates it[/b] OHHHHHHHHHH!!!!
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[spoiler]no, bad Pants[/spoiler] [b]kicks him in the face[/b] [i]What the fudge man?[/i] [b]it speaks to you through your mind[/b]
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[b]The deity falls and grabs him by the foot[/b] Oh "fudge." Really? Fu[i]c[/i]k you you...oversized chicken! Yaaaaa I don't know what the hell you are.
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[i]Let go please.[/i]
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[b]He starts punching the chicken. It feels like he's getting hit by Semi-Trucks[/b] Stupid-oversized-CHICKEN
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*Something touches your mind.* -FOR THE SAKE OF POINTLESS VIOLENCE!!!!!- *A black and red, bobcat-sized, two headed bird that is bored as well flies up and tries to scratch your face with it's talons. The tag on his leg says "Malik, Property of Sketch Wheatley.*
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[b]The deity, since he already pulled down tubbs bird, decides to be non-cannon and jumps at the new bird. Strangling it. Not choking, strangling.[/b]
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*He digs his huge talons into your arms.* -There's a reason Layla had my talons cut before giving me to Sketch... They grow back within a day.-
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[b]The deity doesn't care. Because the talons bend when they go against his muscles[/b] STUPID BIRD! [b]He starts punching the bird in the face repeatedly[/b]
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*The bird doesn't seem to mind.*
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....ok you know what. [b]The deity touches the birds skull with his index finger. The birds head explodes. The deity floats to the ground [/b]
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"FIAUUUUUHHHH!!!!!" *Sketch comes out of nowhere and drop kicks the deity.* "wait... I'm still in a fight..." *He suddenly undropkicks the deity and disappears. The bird flies away unharmed.* [spoiler]Don't you dare mess with my bird...[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Oh I thought it was a throw away thing[/spoiler] [b]The deity Non-cannonly kills the bird another 1000 times. [/b]
