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originally posted in:The Digital Dojo
4/17/2016 9:06:23 PM
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 9:11:12 PM[b]changes it's course to hit your balls[/b] [spoiler]i summon them with magic and never actually touch them, they float beside me until I tell them where to go. That's how I just changed it's course[/spoiler] [spoiler]sorry about where it's gonna hit but I can't kill you so I need to hurt you as much as possible[/spoiler]
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"Waaaaaah!" *Just before the spear hits he slices the arrow with his sword and starts falling again. This time he slows himself down with his claws and drops down to a cliff.*
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[b]the electricity from the arrow goes through the sword and shocks you[/b] [b]when you fall the spear stabs through your gut[/b]
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"Oh... God... That hurts... I guess my duster isn't fire-proof enough..." *He puts his left hand over his wound. He rains flames down on you with his flamethrower.*
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[spoiler]r u on the ground now[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 9:42:17 PM[spoiler]He dropped onto a cliff... Didn't you see? Anyways he's just barely close enough to you for the flamethrower to reach.[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]ok, I wasn't sure[/spoiler] [b]backs up so it can't reach me[/b] [b]opens a portal behind me and reaches in[/b] [b]pulls out my Yuk.87(i think that's what it's called)[/b] [b]it's in crossbow mode[/b] [b]closes portal and shoots a turret out of the weird attachment to the bottom of the Yuk.87[/b] [b]the turret lands beside of you and I shoot a second turret on the other side of you[/b] [b]they both start spraying bullets at you[/b]
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*He jumps off and lands on a third cliff. One of the turrets shot him in the leg. He pulls out a leaf in a vacuum sealed back that reads "˙sǝıɔuǝƃɹǝɯǝ ɟo ǝsɐɔ uı" He turns the bag upright and the bag reads "In case of emergencies."* "I didn't think I would need to use this..." *He tears the bag and then leaps off the cliff with renewed energy. As he falls he holds his sword in front of him basically making an air shield.* (It's a catnip leaf... He becomes hyper and forgets that he's wounded for a while but when it wears off... It's like running into a brick wall.)
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[spoiler]you haven't did anything but hold the leaf yet huehuehue[/spoiler] A leaf? Seriously? [b]the turrets disappear and I put them on both sides of me but one extra in front of me[/b] [b]i then shoot your hands with my crossbow and the turrets shoot your legs[/b]
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[spoiler]All cats need is to smell catnip. They don't need to eat it or anything... Sketch is a hybrid of a cat and a wolf so his nose is very sensitive. If the leaf wasn't in a vacuum sealed bag he would have been able to smell it from his pocket. [/spoiler] *The air from the sword blocks the bullets but since the crossbow bolts are traveling slower, they actually get pushed back towards you. He is still falling.*
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[spoiler]oh ok[/spoiler] [b]ducks under them[/b] [b]waits for you to land[/b]
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*His sword stops him before he hits the ground. The air from the sword is moving so fast it creates a big, dark cloud of dust.*
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[b]coughs a little bit[/b] [b]turns invisible[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 10:45:03 PM*The dust cloud still hasn't dispersed. More dust seems to be getting kicked up.*
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[b]looks for you in the dust[/b]
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*The dust cloud is dark and he is nowhere to be found. Suddenly something stomps on your foot and you get elbowed in the gut. You catch a glimpse of two white eyes appearing then disappearing.*
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I'm invisible, how did you find me? [b]punches at where I saw the eyes[/b] [spoiler]seriously though, how you find me?[/spoiler]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 11:06:20 PM[spoiler]He can't see you specifically but since you're invisible he can see your footprints through your feet. That's why he stomped on your foot first. Since he doesn't actually turn invisible, you're going to have to come up with a different way to see him.[/spoiler] *You hear a muffled giggle come from somewhere behind you.* [spoiler]That's if he didn't find surprising people funny.[/spoiler]
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Edited by JealousOrc: 4/17/2016 11:11:23 PM[b]backhands behind me with super speed and super strength[/b]
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Edited by Skatch142: 4/17/2016 11:21:07 PM*You feel your hand hit the side of a wolve's face. Two white eyes appear moving towards the ground before they disappear again. Some of the dark dust close to the ground seems to move towards you just before something sweeps your legs.*
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Woah! [b]falls and then opens a portal under me and another on the top of the mountain[/b] [b]sees if dust up there too[/b]
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*The dust cloud at the base of the mountain lights up orange and Sketches silhouette can be seen. Suddenly, fire spews out of your portal. *
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OH SHI- [b]uses pants to block it and closes the portal[/b] Where did all this dust even come from? Seriously, we were between a mountain and a field of flowers. [b]goes visible[/b] I know what to use. [b]opens portal and reaches in[/b] [b]pulls out my trident and puts out 3 turrets on top of the mountain then puts up the gun in the portal[/b] [b]my scythe disappears[/b] [b]i close the portal[/b] Gotta fight fire with fire. But, in this case. Gotta fight fire with water. Plus cats hate water. [b]water comes out of the trident and I aim it off the mountain and at the dust down below[/b] [b]the trident is like my scythe. It has 3 blades on the bottom and top, it can shoot water out of the blades, and is awesome.[/b]
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*The dust cloud dissipates and Sketch gets splashed with water. He doesn't seem to mind though. He shouts up at you.* "I'messentiallyhumaninbehaviorexceptIsometimeshaveanimal-likeurgesthatIcan'tcontrol!" [spoiler]He is talking fast because of the catnip. [/spoiler]
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Can you control this!?!?!?!? [b]throws a bone at you[/b]
